HALF-MAN, HALF-DINOSAUR: "FIND ME A WOMAN BEFORE I EXPLODE!"

WWN (the pinnacle of reliable news!) ^

[gjenkins]

"FIND ME A WOMAN BEFORE I EXPLODE!"

Poor wittle dinosaur guy ... I just don't want to be around when it happens.

[Squantos]

LOL !.......Well this tops the ad in the personal section of the Dallas Texas Paper........

Premature ejactulator with short appendage seeks female with short attention span and no depth perception for occasional date........

Stay Safe Sirgawain

[TheBigB]

The sad part is that I haven't gottten one darn response yet. :(

[TigersEye]

And because the strange creature is said to be both super-sensitive and super-moody, the woman chosen to satisfy his physical needs will have to be, in the words of one researcher, "exceptionally patient and understanding, willing to put up with his bizarre and often extreme moods, and also able to endure his strange, sawdust-like smell."

Yeah, but the good thing is I smell like Cedar sawdust!

[Gumption]

if he doesn't get one soon, "I'll explode"!

Either way, I see a Daisy Cutter of an explosion in Dino-mans future.

[Tony in Hawaii]

The Weekly World News must be a really fun place to work.
I'll bet their sides are aching from laughter every day.

[BabylonXXX]

World Weekly News:

Best damned investigative reporting on the planet.

[RummyChick]

Take a cue from the one-eyed Talinut - USE A GOAT

[Sabertooth]

More sightings...

[Sabertooth]

Need blood?

On second thought....

[Gumption]

I was sooooooooooo scared of Sleestack (sp?) when I was a kid. I would have nightmares about them chasing me through apartment complex. But I still watched every Saturday morning. It was a love-hate relationship.

Thanks for the memories.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! you're good! hahaha.

[Junior]

The photo at the top is from a British museum display of what an intelligent dinosaur would have looked like had dino evolution not been cut short by a very big rock.

[Sabertooth]

You might enjoy this thread.

Saturday Morning Golden Age

Takes a little while to load, but it's a fun one.

[Nachum]

My children would state that their parent's intelligence is just about equal to Dinoman.

They of course say that they are much more intelligent than their parents.

[Sir Gawain]

Voltron ruled.

[Sabertooth]

[LizM]

Hehehe...maybe we could send him Janet Reno. Wonder what half-man, half-dinosaur man and half-man, half-ice woman Reno would produce?

[LizM]

Aw...you beat me to it, Rich.