Posted on 10/31/2001 3:19:15 PM PST by Texaggie79
TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.
The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.
The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.
The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.
An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.
Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.
In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.
The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.
This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.
The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.
Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.
The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.
--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network
Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.
That does it. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
Them kagel exercizes must really work.
We weren't talking about that. Not sure how I'd be there to do that anyway.
The Painted Bird
If you read it, you may recall.
CC, I may as well flag you to this. We're on a roll.
Do you call 911 for something like that?
Oh. I woulda called it "the urethra." (wince)
While this story may be true, it has all the earmarks of an urban legend, including not identifying the unfortunate couple. Note from the link above, this is not the first time this particular legend has made the rounds or been mentioned in the legitimate press.
"Um, well, my wife and I, um, er ... How big are those 'jaws of life,' anyway?"
Wanna bet that every porn film maker is saying: "Susan......Book me two round trips to Taiping, ASAP.....Get my lawyer, Sal, on the horn and have him meet me at LAX with 2 contracts!"
Please. the word marriage, out of her mouth would have made him retract like a turtle.
16 years to reply?!
Bump for the hell of it.
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