Newly-weds trapped in love's embrace

The Straights Times ^ | OCT 27, 2001

[Texaggie79]

TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.

The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.

The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.

An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.

Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.

In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.

This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.

Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.

The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.

--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network

Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.

[a nation o' flaws]

next time they'd better read all the instructions. . .

[pcl]

I don't know how many times this has to be said:

Never, never, NEVER store the Crazy Glue in the same drawer as your lubricant.

This warning should be placed on all Crazy Glue like products as well as all artificial sexual lubricants.

[clintonh8r]

It's called "vaginismus" according to my RN nurse and she's actually seen a case of it in an ER. Thye gave the woman an injection of valium and as soon as she relaxed they guy was off (and, uh, out) of her before they could get his name.

[clintonh8r]

that should be RN "sister", not RN "nurse"...

[Rebelbase]

"I keep hearing this old, Marching song in my head, now..."

Is that the one that starts off "I know a girl from Kansas City!"

[Texaggie79]

so what's the count up to?

[Joe 6-pack]

There once was newly-wed couple named, "Kelly,"

Who spent their honey-moon belly to belly,

Because in their haste,

They used library paste,

Instead of petroleum jelly.

[Snow Bunny]

hahahahahaa.....you are such fun.

[NeoCaveman]

She was a patriot. As we've all been repeatedly warned: "Loose lips sink ships."

OMG, I can't believe I just read that, LOL.

[TomServo]

A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm alright.

[NeoCaveman]

Reminds me of "famous couples" party costumes I once saw. She went as a brick, and he went as a bricklayer.

Are you sure it wasn't a floor tiler and a floor tile, or was that a different party ;-)

[Leroy S. Mort]

Was this ever brought up in the Why White Men Prefer Asian Women thread?

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks alot bud, now I have that Garth Brooks song in my head "I've got friends in low tight places"

[brewcrew]

(In my best Beavis/Butthead voice): Uhhhh....cccooool...you got reply number 69. Heh, heh.

[Bella_Bru]

Babe, who said we would want to seperate???

[NeoCaveman]

Hu He Hu He...that was cool..."he said 69" huheheheheh

[NeoCaveman]

Did you see this salacious thread, it never got pulled.

Vegan Condoms are launched

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

There were other songs about this;

"Love Will keep Us Together" by the Captain and Tennille

"Stuck On You" by Lionel Ritchie

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thanks for the flag.

[classygreeneyedblonde]

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported. This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm which is it????