Posted on 10/31/2001 3:19:15 PM PST by Texaggie79
TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.
The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.
The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.
The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.
An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.
Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.
In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.
The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.
This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.
The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.
Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.
The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.
--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network
Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.
2 seperate stories...
Yes, this happens to dogs in the natural course of things. It's called "the tie" and it can last up to an hour. But for them it's normal.
Yes, but now we *really* know why men like Asian women.
wink-wink-nudge-nudge
BTW, I see you answered the dog-tie thing before I bothered to read far enough. Shame on me.
FORCING DOGS TO SEPARATE at that time can injure them. I read somewhere that you must push on the male's hips so he goes farther in to relieve the pressure so that he can deflate.
Just want to prevent any injuries if you guys ever want to separate two dogs.
DON'T LAUGH at my screen name now...
Argh, just do a search for NitaNupress. If there is a salacious thread out there, you can be sure she'll be pinged to it.
Nita, you're getting quite a reputation around here.
Forcing me to separate at that time WILL injure you !!
"What do you mean?? Are you just using me??"
"Uh, no....no, it's not that. I mean.........really. Let go!"
"I don't understand. Look: my hands. See? I'm no longer grabbing your..."
"No, no.........not your hands. It's just that, um, well, I'm stuck in you and............"
"Darling, that would be stuck on you, and yes, I know.........I really like you, too, and."
"......sigh..........no, you don't understand. You're like a bear trap here."
"What? Are you saying I'm trying to trap you??? That I'm clinging too tightly to this relationship??? Why, you pompous little as..........."
"NO...no no.........no.......it's your, ummm, your.........womanhood has me in its grip, and it hurts, and......."
"Look, does my femininity threaten you that much? Are you really that insecure??? I thought I had a man here...............That does it. Get off of me!"
"Um...........ok, now you're starting to catch on............"
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