Newly-weds trapped in love's embrace

The Straights Times ^ | OCT 27, 2001

[Texaggie79]

TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.

The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.

The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.

An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.

Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.

In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.

This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.

Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.

The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.

--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network

Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.

[razorback-bert]

This is known as getting a little .....

[Texaggie79]

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!, if this thread get's pulled I'm blaming YOU!

[anniegetyourgun]

Yes, but it's supposed to happen to dogs. It's called "the tie" in canine breeder circles.

[Neets]

I guess you could say the guy was really into it huh??

[Senator Pardek]

This demolishes all those stereotypes about Asian men.

[cynicom]

Mr. Henry, you are bad indeed.

[genefromjersey]

Bucket of cold water works wonders ...

[Semper]

That must make the next time really difficult. And it also gives them something special to remember in their old age.

[Texaggie79]

Well, it IS the Chinese press, so, it could be propaganda to scare people from having sex.

[True Capitalist]

this was published in the Singapore Straight Times??? ...despite the Singapore's elites attempts, it looks like the western culture has prevailed. Long live Bart Simpson!

[SamAdams76]

This is why I carry a wallet-sized photo of Hillary Clinton in my backpocket. Guaranteed to uh...deflate the member during emergencies such as this.

[genefromjersey]

I could think of a dandy cure : just show the tangled twosome a picture of Hillary .

[Balding_Eagle]

Isn't there an old Beatles song "We Can Work it Out"?

[Jefferson Adams]

She was a patriot. As we've all been repeatedly warned: "Loose lips sink ships."

LOL!!!!

[listenhillary]

Why would they freak out? They in a hurry to get somewhere?

[Argh]

OK, guys, you need to get organized, I'm too old and sick and tired to spend all my time looking for the salacious threads by myself.

[True Capitalist]

LOL!!!

[NautiNurse]

EEEEOOWW!!!

That woman will never discuss it--her lips are sealed.

[Texaggie79]

From the article you linked to : "Techno is great to dance to, but I don't think it's going to be good for a relaxing, romantic evening. "

I must adamantly disagree. :-)