Time to Change the Secret Handshake!

vanity ^ | 10/31/01 | theDentist

[theDentist]

This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.

Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!

So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!

[theDentist]

Have a fun Halloween!

[mgc1122]

And the settings on our decoder rings, too? LOL!

[BlueLancer]

Can I teach the handshake to my amorous MOOSE? I mean, after all, it's not like we're going to be living in sin or anything. We're going to be married and have a cheese buffet ... IF I CAN ONLY GET THE POLISH POLAR BEARS OUT OF MY HOUSE!

I promise that my moose won't bite Laz's sister and won't tell the flying squirrel about the handshake either.

[BlueCat]

What about the radio waves transmitted our fillings? Must we change the band on that as well?

[socal_parrot]

The sparrow sits alone on the fence.

repeat

The sparrow sits alone on the fence.

[glock rocks]

[RGSpincich]

FYI D.U. lurkers you may continue to "handshake" your (s)elf at the nearest wash basin.

[KSCITYBOY]

A brown dog crapped in my yard. Repeat: A brown dog crapped in my yard.

[Constitution Day]

We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand.

[MAWG]

Will we still be meeting alternate thursdays at The Waffle House in Pocatello?

[BlueLancer]

Ah, but what beautiful plumage!

Still pining for the fjords?

AHHHH ... my amorous MOOSE is flirting with the POLISH POLAR BEARS .... AAAUUUGGG!!! the wedding's OFF ...

BUT DO I HAVE TO RETURN THE RING?

[X-USAF]

The window is open and the light is green. REPEAT, The window is open and the light is green, over.

[Valin]

Can I teach the handshake to my amorous MOOSE?

Do we want to know about your personal life? I DON'T THINK SO!!
There are something we're better off not knowing about.:-)

[socal_parrot]

Still pining for the fjords?

Actually, I'm longing for a Lexus.

[glock rocks]

We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand.

how could they have figured out "I like cheese."
do we have a security breach?

[Snowy]

We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand.

How about, "Communism is bad"?

[beekeeper]

ping

[BlueLancer]

Ping ... ping ... ping ... ping ...

OKAY, MOOSE, LEAVE THAT SONAR ALONE!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

They set us all your base up the bomb belong to us.

REPEAT

They set us all your base up the bomb belong to us.

TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT!

[John Galt's cousin]

Checkmate King 2 to White Rook, Over.

Checkmate King 2 to White Rook, Over.