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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
vanity ^
| 10/31/01
| theDentist
Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.
Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vrwc
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Have a fun Halloween!
To: theDentist
And the settings on our decoder rings, too? LOL!
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:04:38 AM PST
by
mgc1122
To: theDentist
Can I teach the handshake to my amorous MOOSE? I mean, after all, it's not like we're going to be living in sin or anything. We're going to be married and have a cheese buffet ... IF I CAN ONLY GET THE POLISH POLAR BEARS OUT OF MY HOUSE!
I promise that my moose won't bite Laz's sister and won't tell the flying squirrel about the handshake either.
To: mgc1122
What about the radio waves transmitted our fillings? Must we change the band on that as well?
4
posted on
10/31/2001 6:07:18 AM PST
by
BlueCat
To: theDentist
The sparrow sits alone on the fence.
repeat
The sparrow sits alone on the fence.
To: theDentist
To: theDentist
FYI D.U. lurkers you may continue to "handshake" your (s)elf at the nearest wash basin.
To: socal_parrot
A brown dog crapped in my yard. Repeat: A brown dog crapped in my yard.
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:10:34 AM PST
by
KSCITYBOY
To: theDentist
We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand.
To: theDentist
Will we still be meeting alternate thursdays at The Waffle House in Pocatello?
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:11:49 AM PST
by
MAWG
To: socal_parrot
Ah, but what beautiful plumage!
Still pining for the fjords?
AHHHH ... my amorous MOOSE is flirting with the POLISH POLAR BEARS .... AAAUUUGGG!!! the wedding's OFF ...
BUT DO I HAVE TO RETURN THE RING?
To: socal_parrot
The window is open and the light is green. REPEAT, The window is open and the light is green, over.
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:12:22 AM PST
by
X-USAF
To: BlueLancer
Can I teach the handshake to my amorous MOOSE?
Do we want to know about your personal life? I DON'T THINK SO!!
There are something we're better off not knowing about.:-)
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:13:09 AM PST
by
Valin
To: BlueLancer
Still pining for the fjords? Actually, I'm longing for a Lexus.
To: Constitution Day
We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand. how could they have figured out "I like cheese."
do we have a security breach?
To: Constitution Day
We also need to change the secret code phrase from "I like cheese" to something the liberal lurkers won't understand. How about, "Communism is bad"?
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:15:45 AM PST
by
Snowy
To: theDentist
ping
To: dighton; Lazamataz
Ping ... ping ... ping ... ping ...
OKAY, MOOSE, LEAVE THAT SONAR ALONE!
To: X-USAF; socal_parrot; KSCITYBOY; theDentist
They set us all your base up the bomb belong to us.
REPEAT
They set us all your base up the bomb belong to us.
TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT!
To: socal_parrot
Checkmate King 2 to White Rook, Over.
Checkmate King 2 to White Rook, Over.
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