Clinton Receives Salmonella

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[Fearless Flyers]

He got himself in the news.

[MinuteGal]

Cripies! The emperor Bill always had court jesters around. What, no food tasters on the payroll? I heard Salman Rushdie was looking for a gig.

Leni

[Texas Gal]

LOL!
Oh, BTW, could it be some wacko thought to himself, "Sweets to the sweet, vials to the...". Naw. Surely not.

[Howlin]

ROFLMAO.

Maybe the true story is that Clinton was EGGED and doesn't want to admit it!

[gopwhit]

I just turned on the TV and saw Klintoon's mug---this is absolutely pathetic! I was just thinking I wonder if Clinton would mail himself some powdered sugar to get on the news! Why do you think he picked Salmonella? Was he just desperately digging around the office and it's the only thing he could find? What about poisoning from copy machine toner?

[DainBramage]

He was trying to get Typhoid Mary, but went home with Sal Monella.

[Howlin]

You're making my morning!

[SandyEgo]

----you should never order from a deli named "Sam and Ella's. Even I know that.

[BluH2o]

I would have guessed that he would have received HERPES first ...

He already has HERPES ...

[agrace]

So THAT'S what CNN was yapping about with their breaking news banner a while ago? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was putting a Barney tape in the VCR for my daughter, changed the channel to 3, which happens to be CNN, and thought "WHO got anthrax NOW?"

Too funny. I have a mental image of Clinton sneaking in a couple pork chops, hiding them in his office til they rot and calling the CDC. Then of course the press. Or maybe the press first.

[babyfreep]

...tastes like chicken???

[gumbo]

Then he finishes it off by saying somebody sent food and it rotted before anyone opened it

Hmmmmm...wonder if it's from one of those famous Harlem restaurants where Clinton cadges free food whenever he's in town?

If the salmonella doesn't get him, maybe the high fat will. [Oooooh, I'm being as mean as Juliane Malveaux, aren't I?]

[cake_crumb]

"Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs"

Ummmm....what the heck was clinton doing with vials of chicken and egg in his office?

[kassie]

I would watch Barney over the impeached 42 any day. :)

[mountaineer]

My hearing must not be too good, I thought someone said Clinton received Sal Mineo. That's kind of kinky. Who cares about his Harlem office, anyway - it's not like he's ever there.

[Indiana Girl]

Probably just a cd of Sam Cook & Ella Fitzgerald doing duets..."Sam n'Ella".

[Sloth]

You're all kidding, right? CNN is not REALLY spending airtime talking this, right? Right?

[gopwhit]

Beyond the laughs---think about the ramifications of what our ex-Commander-in-chief has done: now Americans will worry about Salmonella? What? As IF we don't have enough on our mind, Clinton goes rootin' through the fridge and calls the FBI? I'm sure the agents that had to come to Harlem to examine spoiled chicken and eggs were quite pleased...

[agrace]

This thread might be useless but you all are killing me. I've been cackling for ten minutes, thank you very much. :) Whew...

[marktuoni]

Boy this is scary, next thing you know they'll find something like INFLUENZA or even the dreaded RHINOVIRUS!

[steve-b]

So Clinton left half of his Big Mac on the counter while being "serviced", forgot about it, and then found and ate it later. I hope he gets well soon -- as I've said before, I hope he lives long enough for Chelsea's grandkids to confront him with all the awful things their history book says about him -- but this is hardly significant news.