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Donald Rumsfeld, Uncorked
NationalJournal.com
| October 17, 2001
| Howard Mortman
Posted on 10/19/2001 6:26:58 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen
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To: Stand Watch Listen
The press is now operating in Saturday Night Live Parody mode. If you'll remember back to the Gulf War, SNL ran a parody briefing in which reporters axed questions of "the general." Questions such are,
"General, which military secrets are we of greatest risk of losing to the Iraqis?"
"General, if there's one point in our attack where we're most vulnerable to Iraq, where would that be?"
"General, at what time and exactly where do you plan to strike, and can you give us a precise troop count in the attacking force?"
"General, can you provide a specific time frame when the photo-recon satellites are overhead?"
"General, what time do you anticipate bombing Saddam Hussein and which palace will you be bombing?"
"General, this is not for broadcast, just on broad background (every cameraman in the room zooms in, flashes popping, scribes furiously taking notes) can you draw us a map of the precise troop movements you plan to use?"
It was a parody then. They do it every day in real life now. Eight years of X42(i) have made them think that they'd actually get an answer.
Saturday Night Live doesn't need to do a parody of them. All they need to do is run the actual press conferences.
Michael
To: gramho12
it makes me crave some Champagne. A little too early in the morning, don't you think?On the contrary, mimosa (champagne mixed with orange juice) is an elegant way to start your day!!!!
Mix equal parts chilled champagne and orange juice. Mmmmmm.
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posted on
10/19/2001 7:10:07 AM PDT
by
Carolina
To: Stand Watch Listen
I'm not sure I understand all the comparisons to Madeleine "Not At" Albright. The SecDef for Clinton was even more of a wimp. William Cohen. What a stark contrast "he" is to the current office holder.
To: Ragtime Cowgirl
I liked his answer about them not making cookies in those ammo dumps the best.
To: Stand Watch Listen
I don't know why, but every time I see Secretary Donald Rumsfeld I'm reminded of Henry Fonda as Admiral Chester W. Nimitz in the movie Midway.
To: 6ppc
My wife has got to see this!
To: Stand Watch Listen
"If this is a new kind of war, then Don Rumsfeld is a new kind of briefer. The Bordeaux of briefing. A fine cabernet in a fine Cabinet....."
But but but Hillary stole the silver somalier tasting cup!
To: Stand Watch Listen
I love his press conferences too. I remember hearing him say some of these. Big Rumsfeld BUMP.
To: Stand Watch Listen
I completely ADORE Sec. "mad dog" Rumsfeld! I think he does have icewater in his veins--in any case he is a true patriot that does NOT like 5000 of his citizens getting blown up--including those he knew personally in his own building. I think he takes this very personally.
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10/19/2001 7:29:38 AM PDT
by
lawgirl
To: Stand Watch Listen
RUMSFELD: You all have gotten in the habit of asking three questions at once. And it would sure make life simpler if you didn't.LOL! I just love Donald Rumsfeld! He is a breath of fresh air in an administration that is already known for it's openness and honesty!
To: Stand Watch Listen; JohnHuang2
Very, very clever. What a great SecDef. Thanks for the post SWL.
John-thought you'd find this a fun read. You might want to ping the gang--I would not be so presumptuous. ;^)
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10/19/2001 7:34:51 AM PDT
by
eureka!
To: 6ppc
I don't think Rumsfeld is "a little bit crazy" at all.
Rumsfeld is the MASTER of slapping down snivelling reporters with their stupid questions, but doing so with finesse and class. Having to deal with the same ridiculous "What's your mission, where are the troops,what kinds of weapons do you have?" questions every day requires the patience of a saint.
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! He is one tough old bird, and I'm supremely grateful he's part of the team that's in charge right now.
To: SpinyNorman
Now if we could just get rid of Stephanopolous (a cheap near beer), and Bill Clinton (a screwtop, rancid Thunderbird), it could stay that way! LOL!
To: Stand Watch Listen
bttt
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posted on
10/19/2001 8:16:18 AM PDT
by
kayak
To: Stand Watch Listen
Rumsfeld was CEO at Searle when my husband first started working there in the late 70s. Rummy, as he was fondly known, took no prisoners even then. He was known as a hatchet man, and many heads rolled as he successfully got Searle into a winning position.
Despite being a wealthy man then, though not nearly as much as he was later to become, the soles of his shoes had holes in them, and he just didn't care. There were too many more important things to him than that!
My husband went to see the movie "Rockie" around that time, and happened to be sitting in the row right behind Rumsfeld and his family. Rumsfeld was quite into the movie, cheering at various parts of it. A real gung-ho kind of guy!
To: Stand Watch Listen
BUMP
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10/19/2001 10:28:31 AM PDT
by
mercy
To: Stand Watch Listen
I couldn't agree more with Mr. Mortman.
As a matter of fact, I would like to share a bottle of good red with Sec. Rumsfeld (May I call you Don?), in an alcove at the Tabard Inn, alone... . Sigh, the man is dreamy!
To: hillsborofox
Correction: May I call you Rummy?
To: hillsborofox
I adore Rumsfeld. He's wise, humorous and tough. He also looks incredibly like my grandfather (who re-upped during WWI). Loved this article!
To: Stand Watch Listen
Speaking of the Department of Defense, I have to confess that I don't remember which radio show I was listening to nor who the military official was that was being interviewed, but the question was whether or not the Deputy Secretary of Defense was a "hawk". "No", replied the official. "I would describe him as a velociraptor."
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