Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

Humor ^

[World'sGoneInsane]

LOL

[World'sGoneInsane]

HAHAHA... You forgot "All Natural" :)

[over3Owithabrain]

Sorry if you're collateral damage
Oops we lied, we don't like you or your religion
This will hurt you more than it hurts me
This bomb is equal opportunity, and does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, sexual preference, etc.

[cold_vicious_logic]

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: This product contains materials known in the state of California to cause serious health hazards.

If the nose of this product is facing you, please place your head firmly between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye!

JESUS LOVES YOU!!! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

and, of course:

D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs.

[World'sGoneInsane]

"Nip it. Nip it in the bud."

It only took me 2-1/2 to get this one...priceless. ROFLMAO

[Junior_G]

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. My contribution:

Please move animals to safe place before receiving this gift.

[nycgal]

Pork fat rules!

[freebilly]

This is equal opportunity explosive device of death and destruction. If you feel you have been unfairly discriminated against by this device, or by similar devices, or have been unfairly targeted by this device, please call 1800 NUKE ME NOW.

Please note: Following the employment of this device, handicapped parking will be the only parking available.

[My back yard]

Those are the best so far, LOL. Especially that last one.

[World'sGoneInsane]

STOP, Drop and Roll!

[Looking4Truth]

Do transport it to the nearest military installation and bang on the pointy end real hard with a hammer, large rock, or other heavy object. This will make a loud noise and help you to alert the authorities to it's whereabouts.

That and the one about towing it behind the donkey caused me to lose my coffee, you owe me a keyboard! ROFLOL!!!

[mercy]

Thanks. This IS the funiest thread I've ever seen. I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. I'm still laughing. I called my wife in last night and we went through it twice laughing untill the tears rolled and I almost had an asthma attack. I'm gonna read it again right now.

[mercy]

Sticky keyboards: I find that rapid disassembly followed by laying out in the sun for a while, followed by lots of silicone spray on individual sticky keys (gott pop the tops off) works pretty well.

[mercy]

So does NEVER EVER throwing away the old keyboard when you get a new puter. I had to tear apart half the house and the garage last time to find the damn thing.

[small voice in the wilderness]

"Love me Love my bomb"

"Can't We All Just Get Alo..."

[openotherend]

You're it!

So sorry to hear of your death.

[World'sGoneInsane]

We're Just Livin' By the Golden Rule...