Posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke
Have a Nice Day!
OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That
Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was
Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad
If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer
What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???
Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay
This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products
Say Cheese!
We Hope This Finds You Peaceful
Food Drop Will Soon Follow
All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority
Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!
Batteries Not Included
The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That
WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health
This Side UP --------->
No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product
Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness
Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb
Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin
Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection
WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!
Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Contains No Phosphates
Cuts Through The Toughest Grease
Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage
SPF RATING: 2001
NOT FOR RESALE
Kills Fleas and Ticks
Fast Acting and Long Lasting
Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages
All Rights Reserved
May Cause Loss of Turbans
We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It
"ALCOHOL FREE. ASPIRIN FREE. SUGAR FREE. PORN FREE. WOMAN FREE."
"TEMPORARILY RELIEVES SYMPTOMS OF NEGATIVE VIBES"
"NO DOLPHINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCT"
"MADE IN U.S.A.!!!"
"CAUTION: MAY CAUSE SPIRIT TO LEAVE BODY"
Turn your head and cough.
May cause drousiness.
Do not attempt to stop with your hands.
Warning Keep away from children.
Warning: Product will be hot after exploding.
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Not to be used for the other use.
Warning Contains nuts (Yours).
"Paybacks are a mother****er!"
"If you have life insurance, we'd like to help you provide for your family."
"Would you like that warm and fuzzy feeling all over? Step closer with your camel."
"Guaranteed to remove those stubborn turban stains."
Allah's Greetings ... Happy Ramadan!
Hey, that's between you and Guinness. Read the bottle, I think it's there.
Warning: Laughter and lager do not mix.
Shooting lager out your nose is a choking hazard.
"Loose lips open wide."
"Betcha won't do that again..."
How do you like our new first emergency response plan? Please contact your nearest government office if not completely satisfied.
Please accept these complimentary bombs courtesy of NYC deli.
Being Disintegrated Makes Us Very Angry.
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