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Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
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Posted on 10/18/2001 8:56:22 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!
Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke
Have a Nice Day!
OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That
Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was
Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad
If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer
What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???
Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay
This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products
Say Cheese!
We Hope This Finds You Peaceful
Food Drop Will Soon Follow
All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority
Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!
Batteries Not Included
The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That
WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health
This Side UP --------->
No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product
Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness
Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb
Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin
Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection
WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!
Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Contains No Phosphates
Cuts Through The Toughest Grease
Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage
SPF RATING: 2001
NOT FOR RESALE
Kills Fleas and Ticks
Fast Acting and Long Lasting
Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages
All Rights Reserved
May Cause Loss of Turbans
We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
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To: WRhine
LOL
To: semper_libertas
HAHAHA... You forgot "All Natural" :)
To: World'sGoneInsane
Sorry if you're collateral damage
Oops we lied, we don't like you or your religion
This will hurt you more than it hurts me
This bomb is equal opportunity, and does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, sexual preference, etc.
To: World'sGoneInsane
SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: This product contains materials known in the state of California to cause serious health hazards.
If the nose of this product is facing you, please place your head firmly between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye!
JESUS LOVES YOU!!! Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
and, of course:
D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs.
To: miner89
"Nip it. Nip it in the bud." It only took me 2-1/2 to get this one...priceless. ROFLMAO
To: World'sGoneInsane
This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. My contribution:
Please move animals to safe place before receiving this gift.
To: World'sGoneInsane
Pork fat rules!
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posted on
10/19/2001 12:14:38 AM PDT
by
nycgal
To: World'sGoneInsane
This is equal opportunity explosive device of death and destruction. If you feel you have been unfairly discriminated against by this device, or by similar devices, or have been unfairly targeted by this device, please call 1800 NUKE ME NOW.
Please note: Following the employment of this device, handicapped parking will be the only parking available.
To: Grim
Those are the best so far, LOL. Especially that last one.
To: freebilly
STOP, Drop and Roll!
To: mercy
Do transport it to the nearest military installation and bang on the pointy end real hard with a hammer, large rock, or other heavy object. This will make a loud noise and help you to alert the authorities to it's whereabouts. That and the one about towing it behind the donkey caused me to lose my coffee, you owe me a keyboard! ROFLOL!!!
To: Looking4Truth
Thanks. This IS the funiest thread I've ever seen. I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. I'm still laughing. I called my wife in last night and we went through it twice laughing untill the tears rolled and I almost had an asthma attack. I'm gonna read it again right now.
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posted on
10/19/2001 11:25:47 AM PDT
by
mercy
To: Looking4Truth
Sticky keyboards: I find that rapid disassembly followed by laying out in the sun for a while, followed by lots of silicone spray on individual sticky keys (gott pop the tops off) works pretty well.
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posted on
10/19/2001 11:28:17 AM PDT
by
mercy
To: mercy
So does NEVER EVER throwing away the old keyboard when you get a new puter. I had to tear apart half the house and the garage last time to find the damn thing.
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posted on
10/19/2001 11:29:56 AM PDT
by
mercy
To: World'sGoneInsane
"Love me Love my bomb"
"Can't We All Just Get Alo..."
To: World'sGoneInsane
You're it!
So sorry to hear of your death.
To: openotherend
We're Just Livin' By the Golden Rule...
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