Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

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[World'sGoneInsane]

Let's Send Them Politically Correct Messages On The Bombs!

Cover Your Nose, There Will Be Smoke

Have a Nice Day!

OSHA & EPA Approved--Doesn't Get Better Than That

Sorry You Didn't Like The WTC As It Was

Hope This Doesn't Hurt Too Bad

If This Doesn't Detonate Properly--Hit With Large Hammer

What Would Happen If We Threw A War & This Didn't Get There???

Don't Take This Personally, If You Are Gay

This Bomb Contains No Meat Bi-products

Say Cheese!

We Hope This Finds You Peaceful

Food Drop Will Soon Follow

All Shipments Outside The Fifty US States Are Sent Air Priority

Hey, I'm Just Doing My Job, You Asked For It!

Batteries Not Included

The Pentagon Is My Boss--You Shouldn't Did That

WARNING: This Bomb Could Be Hazardous to Your Health

This Side UP --------->

No Animal Was Harmed or Injured In Testing of This Product

Taking A Direct Hit Will Cause Drowsiness

Alcohol May Intensify the Effect of This Bomb

Caution: May Cause Irritation To Individuals With Sensitive Skin

Please Wear Safety Goggles & Ear Protection

WARNING: EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE!!

Osama Bin Laden or Current Resident

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Contains No Phosphates

Cuts Through The Toughest Grease

Warning: Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage

SPF RATING: 2001

NOT FOR RESALE

Kills Fleas and Ticks

Fast Acting and Long Lasting

Gently Pulls Open Nasal Passages

All Rights Reserved

May Cause Loss of Turbans

We Feel Your Pain--This Will Alleviate It

[Migraine]

Hi, Neighbor! I like you just the way you are, Neighbor (so hold still, OK?). There's nobody else in the world quite like you (but when this hits, there'll be a whole lot of little "you's").

[miner89]

"Please Hold"

"Warning! Staring Into Laser Targeting System May Cause Blindness!"

[rockfish59]

from 'FED-X & UPS'! or 'FED-UP'!

[10mm]

ORM-D

[bootyist-monk]

[World'sGoneInsane]

ROFL, you've come up with some really good ones!

[Mat_Helm]

You have the right to ah..
If you give up this right you ah.. uhmm
You have the right to an at..umm.
Anything that you say hhmmm.. and ah
AAAhhh F*CKIT.. just bend over and kiss your fag ass goodbye!

[Psycho_Bunny]

"Knock-Knock"

"We have read a fiery Gospel, writ in burnished rows of steal"

"Yes.  Japan said 'Oops' too.  We hear that a lot."

[operation clinton cleanup]

This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it's gonna hurt you.

You got it backwards... This is gonna hurt YOU a lot more than it's gonna hurt me!

[miner89]

"Nip it. Nip it in the bud."

[seams2me]

Wouldn't the condom impair their vision, being di**heads?

[miner89]

"Some shifting of contents may occur during delivery"

[moodyskeptic]

Oh.... My.... God!

Those are hilarious.. I snorted Guinness out of my nostrils. You are going to PAY for my ruined keyboard! ;-)

[miner89]

"Did you know 1 out of every 4 Afghani men will develop prostrate cancer? That's why we're doing our part to attack prostrate cancer at it's source..."

[miner89]

I realized I misspelled prostate, but now that I think about it, protrate works too...

[miner89]

prostrate...

it's hard to type at 12 while feeding a two month old.

[monkeyshine]

Postage to be paid by the recipient.