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Stop Making Sense
Rolling Stone ^ | 10/2001 | Jonathan Lethem

Posted on 10/07/2001 11:29:49 AM PDT by NYCVirago

Thoughts that first ran through my head, all garbage now, like scorched paperwork over the harbor: Wow, it's going to be hard to repair those tall buildings! Couldn't Clinton just be president again? I mean, really, that whole election thing was fun, but the real guy is alive, he's healthy, can't we just sort of slip him in there? One of those buildings couldn't actually fall, could it? Could it? There were people on those airplanes! We just watched a lot of people die! Gore would be fine, just fine.

My breath stinks. Didn't brush my teeth. The people on the floors above the fire. God. The Pentagon, that's like the ultimate symbol of something: fortress, geometry. Somebody really hates geometry today. Penta-gone. Traffic's going to be a drag. There are people in the Pentagon. There's really a LOT of people in the World Trade Center. It only looked like a small plane because you can't credit the scale. It was a big plane. It's still there, behind that cloud, it's an optical thing.

Only one tower, gosh, that's going to look weird! I'd take George Senior. I'd take Nixon. I'd take a player piano, a balloon animal, a windsock. But no, this sophomore Virginia Woolf crap is a failure, another blasphemy and a total waste, I can't go on with it, very sorry. Write that one yourself.

We'd abided so long in our shimmering impassive skins, sealed like airplanes ourselves, stationary airplanes: climate-controlled, with weather and pestilence and human frailty all sheltered inside. More than just the world's largest filing cabinets, my other and I were bodies undertaking a long consideration of space, ticking off earth-rotations, swatting birds. When after so very long the new body entered mine I was accepting, more than I might have predicted. Though I shivered I tried to permit myself to learn what it had to teach me, this intersection of presences. Beside me was another struggle with the same knowledge: two brides, two grooms. But the marriages were brief. The lesson opaque. No, J.G. Ballard crap isn't going to do it either, exaggerated empathy for the machines and buildings won't help anything, won't get me out of what I'm still trying not to feel.

I was invited to Turin, Italy, last spring for a citywide book festival. As I was driven from the airport to the hotel by my Italian hosts, I laughed at the billboards for the festival, which were visible everywhere in the city: They showed a face with eyes closed, pushed deep into the spine of an open book, as if to sniff or lick the joint of pages.

"I guess that's the way to get Italians interested in books," I joked. "You have to suggest they're something to eat or fuck." Yesterday, here in Brooklyn, I walked into my local bookstore and talked with the owner, my friend Henry Zook.

"People are reading," Henry said hopefully. When I asked what they were reading, he said, "Nostradamus, and books about germs." Myself, I wanted to buy every book in the store and stack them into a windowless castle for myself, I wanted to stroke their papery bodies, I wanted, a little, to burn the store down. Language is metaphysics, and I hate metaphysics today. I hate the religious and philosophical lies which estrange me from the immediate life in favor of lost or imaginary kingdoms and gardens, in favor of paradisiacal or hellish afterlives, all lies. Today I want to eat and fuck.

Jonathan Lethem is a science-fiction and crime-novel writer who returned to his native Brooklyn after living in the San Francisco Bay area for a decade. His latest novel is Motherless Brooklyn.


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Andrew Sullivan put an excerpt of this incomprehensible column on his site with the title of "Poseur Alert." Even for Rolling Stone magazine, this column reaches new lows in meandering and self-absorption.
1 posted on 10/07/2001 11:29:49 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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Some seriously bad LSD is going around apparently.
2 posted on 10/07/2001 11:35:08 AM PDT by Arkinsaw
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those who have young children or anticipate them: save this column. print it out. it demonstrates the effects of drug use.

dep

3 posted on 10/07/2001 11:35:19 AM PDT by dep
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To: NYCVirago
I draw a blank on this column....sounds like he is whacky.
4 posted on 10/07/2001 11:37:37 AM PDT by joyce11111
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This guy is a total maroon.
5 posted on 10/07/2001 11:37:51 AM PDT by appeal2
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Bad, very bad. I hesitate to call it writing; maybe the best word is "spew".
6 posted on 10/07/2001 11:38:21 AM PDT by ikka
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Language is metaphysics, and I hate metaphysics today.

Moron Deluxe.

7 posted on 10/07/2001 11:41:02 AM PDT by captain11
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Uh, like, what wazzat??????????
8 posted on 10/07/2001 11:44:00 AM PDT by Califreeper
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I know the profanity was part of the article, but I still object to its presence. Just another reason to keep teens away from this forum, which is too bad.

An article like this is the logical result of living a meaningless, pleasure-driven life for decades.

9 posted on 10/07/2001 11:45:11 AM PDT by litany_of_lies
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To: NYCVirago
"People are reading," Henry said hopefully. When I asked what they were reading, he said, "Nostradamus, and books about germs." Myself, I wanted to buy every book in the store and stack them into a windowless castle for myself, I wanted to stroke their papery bodies, I wanted, a little, to burn the store down. Language is metaphysics, and I hate metaphysics today. I hate the religious and philosophical lies which estrange me from the immediate life in favor of lost or imaginary kingdoms and gardens, in favor of paradisiacal or hellish afterlives, all lies. Today I want to eat and fuck.

Does this get the award for worst opinion column writing for 2001?

12 posted on 10/07/2001 12:05:44 PM PDT by jrherreid
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To: NYCVirago
Free Republic has better essayists.
13 posted on 10/07/2001 12:13:33 PM PDT by Rocko
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I sent Rolling Stone a nasty "Cancel My Subscription" letter a few days after the attacks. After 8-9 years of putting up with their hate, (it was a free magazine!) I told them to stuff it. (Link to letter) http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3ba3b25f78ff.htm

So what do they do? They send me TWO issues of their 9/11 tribute!

But they expose their stupidity and anti-American ignorance by putting a flag on the cover with 51 stars!!! They are such stark-raving-mad stupid liberals that they don't even know how many stars are on the American flag!!!

14 posted on 10/07/2001 12:14:33 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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Bad ice cube?
15 posted on 10/07/2001 12:17:13 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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This is a woman but not a normal one. I'm so glad I never met this entity. What a waste of oxygen.
16 posted on 10/07/2001 12:35:20 PM PDT by nettlsome
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I have my degree in English Literature.

I have had a great education.

I am a terrible writer.

So is she.

17 posted on 10/07/2001 12:41:24 PM PDT by Rogmonster
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But they expose their stupidity and anti-American ignorance by putting a flag on the cover with 51 stars!!!

They are probably making a political statement about DC statehood.

18 posted on 10/07/2001 12:45:24 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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I used to read P.J. O'Rourkes great work in ROLLING STONE- but since I care very little about crappy popular music (actually, I don't give the southern end of a Northbound rat about ANY of it) I never read the junk that surrounded his pieces. Looks like that was a good decision!

If there is some sort of "award" for the most wretched piece of writing about the atrocities of 9-11, I want to nominate this. (And I will NEVER buy anything written by this moron).

19 posted on 10/07/2001 12:51:40 PM PDT by RANGERAIRBORNE
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