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UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!
October 6, 2001
| parsifal
Posted on 10/06/2001 9:46:36 PM PDT by parsifal
Update-Update-Update!!!!
I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.
I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)
I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.
Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.
Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.
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To: _Jim
"Depleted Uranium" or "Dumb Undercrats" ... Woo Hoo! I always said the vast majority of Democrats are not IDEOLOGICAL Democrats, and that their religion is NOT the Democratic Party. They care more about raising their families than in supporting the ideologue's moral-liberal goals of proselytizing pornography, perversion, promiscuity, prostitution, obscenity, sodomy, homosexuality, and abortion. This Democratic Overground individual should not be seen as a traitor to them, but as a patriot to ALL Americans.
To: Jhoffa_
Great work!!! That did not take long at all! Please send that info via fax to that number I gave you. I will freepmail to you-know-who. Thanks. parsifal.
82
posted on
10/06/2001 11:20:31 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
No problem..
All the resources of Jhoffa_stan are at your disposal.
(curtsey)
83
posted on
10/06/2001 11:23:39 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
To: ICU812
Thank you for the encouragement! I assume that you are onboard? Jhoffa has already found some and has suggested a new wrinkle to the hidden agenda part. parsy.
84
posted on
10/06/2001 11:24:00 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
Good luck on your project parsifal. When laying out a false trail you might want to use the Canary Trap.
85
posted on
10/06/2001 11:25:25 PM PDT
by
xinga
To: Cultural Jihad
How true. The idiots banned me and I am a Democrat!
86
posted on
10/06/2001 11:25:37 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
Oh darn, darn, darn.
You can count on me ; I'll do my part. : - )
To: parsifal
Upon intricate inspection and drawing on my vast background in Marco Polo studies, the brick's imprint pattern and measurements are consistent with those of a palace brick of Han origin from the Ming Dynasty, and my portable carbon-dating kit correlates this with a 15th century reading. Furthermore, a faint imprint of "Made In China" adorns one corner. Should I be worried?
I surmise that the DU is mounting a stealth attack. Is this the start of the Jackass Jihad?
To: feinswinesuksass
I'll see you with having been spit on by a walrus. Have you any idea how much water a walrus' mouth holds ?
To: parsifal
sorry i was gone so long. a raccoon seems to have eaten one of the guy wires that
holds my broadband transceiver to the tower.
to make it short, your transmission seems to have been rerouted to alpha centauri.
my dog (no, a different dog) and i have just finished translating the return
message, and it may portend a security breach.
it appears your directive was returned, yes, but it, um...
okay. it was returned to a dairy barn in rupert idaho in 1948. it was sent, sadly,
transcribed in RCA1802 assembly language. i did notice an error in their floating point routine. it's now fixed.
it may still be somewhere in idaho, maybe in a collector / antique shop in burley or, well, um,
any idaho freepers with ideas?
To: parsifal
Yep, they banned me, too. They are not realy for "Democrats" as I see it they are way too defensive about their leftist positions to care about the party as a whole. They don't really want to hear from centrists, blue-dogs, libertarians, anti-federalist liberals, and other factions of their own party -- they often call them Freepers, distruptors, infiltrators, etc. They seem to only want utopians, leftists, greens, socialists and communists, and have dozens of moderators to ensure that the site remains ideologically homogenous.
Happily, your plan will put them in their place for good.
To: Diddle E. Squat
That is not one of our bricks. We use ACME! Be careful!
92
posted on
10/06/2001 11:40:01 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: nopardons
I have to hit the sack. mrs.parsifal is angry. 1:39 AM here. I'll leave the fax on in the other room so if you get any hits you can send them straight thru. Thanks and good night. parsifal.
93
posted on
10/06/2001 11:42:12 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: monkeyshine
I don't know if it will put them in their place, but they will certainly remember us. So will every one else! I think we'll make it. Just looking for insurance at this point. Anyway, nite-nite! See you tomorrow.
94
posted on
10/06/2001 11:45:49 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: parsifal
Im overcome with curiosity. Please, please freepmail me one of your plans, even if it is a false one.
I pledge that I'm not a DemocRAT, never have been, nor ever will be.
DemocRATS are VERMIN
To: SpottedBeaver
Mind you, moose bites can be nasty! (I said, in my best John Cleese impersonation).
To: parsifal
I just got my FReepmail...
OK everyone, get out your VRWC decoder rings...
The code is ...
Red... 6... Left... 11... 23...
97
posted on
10/06/2001 11:47:08 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: nopardons
No I don't. But, I can tell you that the velocity at which taper urine is excreted is enough to knock a 8 year old girl off a fence & ensure that her family never lets her forget that humiliating experience.
For those who don't know, taper piss shoots out horizontally. I can laugh about it now, but it took decades to live down!
98
posted on
10/06/2001 11:48:03 PM PDT
by
Feiny
To: White Knuckles
Pssssttt! (whispers)We're over here now!(/whispers)
To: WhiteKnuckles
Spelled your name wrong. lmao. See post #99
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