UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[chantal7]

LOL!

We were supposed to have a party in one of these threads. I just can't remember where nor what we are celebrating. I brought the rum, though! rofl!

[lowbridge]

We won't tell a soul!

Of course we won't!

(pause)

Won't tell them what?

[Romulus]

I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers

Now I know you're a spy.

[WIMom]

Lawrence Welk...with teenagers?

[FReethesheeples]

Most of my own secret plans I try to keep secret from myself.

[185JHP]

What you've done is called "feeding the barium meal" in the intell world. I hope it works, with the disloyal thwarted/embarassed. FReegards

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

ugh! you win...

[Feiny]

The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

No one told me about PROJECT MAYHEM!
I am Jack's seething bile duct!

[parsifal]

I did not know you were only kidding! I wrote you a long sincere and tear-filled apology on freepmail. parsy.

[Rocky]

Bump. Hope to hear good things.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Always remember, the Red Whale flies at night, avoiding baseball like the plague. Strain the shoe and clock the water balloons, because a watched hotdog never sings. Soose Ships Link Lips.

But please realize, I'm way beyond "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".

[Long Cut]

Bump. and when can the rest of us peons count on hearing the results? Soon, or later? Will we hear at all? Hey, as long as it's for the money, for the fun, and for the glory. Mostly for the money.

[swheats]

The image of Parsifal watching Lawrence Welk while everyone was anxiously waiting to hear what the plan was got me ROTFLOL.

You're one shrewd cookie Parsifal

[robby]

bump

[chantal7]

OHHH I'm sorry. I thought you'd know when you saw the *sniff* *pout* and wink ( ;P ).

I certainly didn't mean to upset or hurt you.

Well, one day I'll make it up to you.

[america-rules]

What?

[WIMom]

You know......

btw, we're over here!

[parsifal]

Oh no it wasn't like that. I was at the office all day doing research etc. on the project. I got home about 7:15 and watched LW with the kids while I wolfed down supper. Then I read thru msot of the stuff I pulled off the web earlier. Then straight to FR. I had no idea the thread had gotten so large. I thought a few of you guys and gals who were directly involved would be busy finding your people and specialists and double checking what I sent you. Mea culpa. parsifal.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

My brother is a democrat but he has been thinking about changing. I will tell him to hold off until you hear from jimrob.

[chantal7]

*Tori checks her email to read this long tearful Freepmail of an apology and dabs at her eyes with the corner of her hankie as she Freepmails her apology for her joking back to parsy*