UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[piasa]

For a poet you really are a sneaky little snit. Don't overlook the sausage offer from the last thread. You can have the bone meal for your daffodills this spring.

[weegee]

If the previous administration had been more persistant in investigating the bin Laden terrorist network than the Vast Right Wing Network we may not have seen the situation we are in today...

[Diddle E. Squat]

parsifal, how could you?!?!?!?! Don't you know ACME is a HOLDOVER brickmaker? ACME ships out of Oklahoma, bakes in a brand new plant on Indian land financed out of Indonesia as a backroom silencer arranged by Bruce Babbitt. Their primary ingredient is Mena mud brought in by Lassiter trucking. ACME bricks were used in the renovation of the Fed jail in Ft. Worth(where Jim McDougal stayed). ACME's major investor is the French conglomerate Le'te Ende Loephers, recently bought out by the secretive Swiss investment firm of Rich OBL, owned 50-50 by Armand Hammer and the Rothschilds.

You must act fast to contain the damage. My sources tell me the Chappasquaw and $3 Bill have been loading silverware into moving vans(separate, of course) all day long. Pierre Sallinger says his cell phone to Atlantis has been very very busy, so something is definitely up. I think it is all converging on Green Bay in a full moon. Godspeed to you, sleep shall only come after success.

[Bump in the night]

Here's a message from DU that they seem to want posted here:

"Would my heart with a languous sound, I repeat, Wound my heart with a languous sound."

roflmao There ya go DUers! Have fun lurking!!!!!

[nopardons]

Pleasant dreams, and a HI to Mrs. parsy .

After I manage to decode the last message, and open the safe, I may have what you are looking for. Then again, the files are in such disaray , that it may take hours to unscramble.

[Cultural Jihad]

If the previous administration had been more persistant in investigating the bin Laden terrorist network than the Vast Right Wing Network we may not have seen the situation we are in today...

It's all the same thing according to the ideologues, weegee.

[nopardons]

OUCH ! Poor you.

Well, I can tell you that supposedly, a walrus spits on those she likes, I doubt that this is true. They can hold many gallons of foul smelling water in their mouths and it's a pretty dreadful experience.

Psssssssst ... tapirs have one of THE largest ( by relative size to body proportions ) male organs in the animal kingdom. They whiz laterally ?

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

You were specifically instructed not to discuss the llamas! What were you thinking? You're off the project buddy...

[brat]

I'm assuming that this is an unrelated, isolated incident with no bearing on 9/11?

[Humidston]

Shhhh! You couldn't possibly be finished. I'm just up to #28 and still have a huge stack to go!

You didn't take speed reading did you?

(How did you separate the pink ones from the yellow ones??)

[Humidston]

(How did you separate the pink ones from the yellow ones??)

Never mind. I just figured it out.

[nopardons]

Good , I was afraid I'd have to FREEPmail you more detailed instructions. But the green ones stick ; be careful.

The moon went to visit the Taliban ... pass it on.

[piasa]

No. He's basing it on how well he knows people from reading their posts. The longer you've been here, the better you are known, from being in heated debate with or against one another, and by revealing your character in what you post. Personality trial-by-flame, so to speak.

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

Darn, I lost the info you want 2 hardrives ago. So sorry. Oh well, try me again at another time with different instructions. And thanks for your trust!

[metesky]

A herd in the band is worth boo in the tush...

[Maelstrom]

When your project does come to a head, release it via third party to further confuse the issue, and allow secondary and tertiarty opportunities.

[Diago]

I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers.

Pursuant to your orders, my friends and I are driving my old bulldozer from Ohio to New York right now. We are about half way. I hope you didn't send us a set of the false plans. Our cell has been dormant since 1963 and it would be a shame if we came out of hiding for nothing.

[sweetliberty]

Sniff, sniff.....me either and what's worse I feel the DU'ers are laughing at me everytime I look in on them!