Hillary in Pretty Pickle

September 17, 2001

[Jackie]

TO HILLARY:

Your morbid presence at the DJ opening today has nearly toppled the market.

How are YOUR investments doing? What about your unpaid outstanding and future legal bills? Will you be able to meet your financial obligations? Can your banks avert failure (many borrowers won't be able to take care of their loan commitments)? Will liens be placed on your properties, the value of which is going to decline? How about YOUR whopping mortgage payments? Are you concerned about foreclosures?

Can Bubber earn enough through blah-blahing and womanizing around the world to cover your and his burdens? Do you think the publishers will rethink your and Bubber's "books of lies" contracts? (I think they should cancel them -- no one wants to read poppycock written by gashagbags.)

Are you in over your head due to taking greedy advantage of Bubber's roaring artificial economy? Bankruptcy looming? IRS audits?

I can't wait for Barbara Olson's book. I hope its release is not delayed in view of what has happened.

[Jackie]

I have heard it reported by a reliable source that H.Clinton, T. Kennedy, Liberman, C. Schumer all took funds from family members of Osama bin Laden.

Send her a pickle.

[Dick Bachert]

No, no -- you got the WRONG Clinton on that rap: It's BILL who believes he HAS a PRETTY PICKLE. This probably explains why he is constantly attempting to show it to strange women.

And after opening the NYSE this am, Hillary visited the nearby NY Commodities Exchange to thank them for her great good luck in trading CATTLE FUTURES contracts a few years ago.

Unfortunately, her visit ended on a down note when several of the HOG traders thought she was a runaway porcine, slipped a halter on her and led her, squealing, to a waiting livestock truck.

[Jackie]

I don't know what you posted to me on the drug thread because I'm not going back there. Hope it wasn't an argument I've heard millions of times. LOL

Why don't you send Hillary a pickle, if only a slice. :-)

[Jackie]

It's BILL who believes he HAS a PRETTY PICKLE.

Do you mean "gerkin"? :-)

[Jackie]

Don't take any seven-dollar bills.

[Dick Bachert]

Or a "jerkin." Whatever ya call it, it probably resembles one of those teensy-weensy, warty little things found on finger food platters...

Oh my. Now THAT -- like Clinton himself -- is a poor example.

[Jackie]

Or a "jerkin."

Well, we know he has lots of jerkin' good times.

[Jackie]

How cam'st thou in this pickle?–Shakespeare: Tempest, v.1.

[backhoe]

Lest America ever forget why The Nameless One, W(B)-97, and all their enablers should be hectored, hounded, and harried into silence, until "clintonese is only spoken in Hell," look here:

-"until clintonese is spoken only in Hell!"--

Hillary! and Arafat's wife-

[putupon]

She and bill probably also get commission when the new ones they sold the chinese go on line and the chicoms sell their old ones to various arab countrys.