Hillary in Pretty Pickle

September 17, 2001

[Jackie]

TO HILLARY:

Your morbid presence at the DJ opening today has nearly toppled the market.

How are YOUR investments doing? What about your unpaid outstanding and future legal bills? Will you be able to meet your financial obligations? Can your banks avert failure (many borrowers won't be able to take care of their loan commitments)? Will liens be placed on your properties, the value of which is going to decline? How about YOUR whopping mortgage payments? Are you concerned about foreclosures?

Can Bubber earn enough through blah-blahing and womanizing around the world to cover your and his burdens? Do you think the publishers will rethink your and Bubber's "books of lies" contracts? (I think they should cancel them -- no one wants to read poppycock written by gashagbags.)

Are you in over your head due to taking greedy advantage of Bubber's roaring artificial economy? Bankruptcy looming? IRS audits?

I can't wait for Barbara Olson's book. I hope its release is not delayed in view of what has happened.

[Jackie]

TO ALL:

I just TRY to take these issues and simplify them. The big-time analysts/manipulators haven't called it right yet. :-)

And the fraud goes on. Those who gambled, lost.

[GeorgeF]

The stock market should have shown the picture of Hillary kissing Madam Arafat at the opening bell.

The would have REALLY tanked the market.

[PoisedWoman]

Hitlery doesn't need investments. She has mega-millions in offshore accounts thanks to Mark Rich, the Chinese, and others who have bribed the Xlintons over the years.

[Jackie]

thanks to Mark Rich . . .

I'd like to know if Marc Rich has visited this country since the pardon was granted.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Hillary has no use for pickles.

[Constitution Day]

Ewwww... Hillary and pickles! Two things that I find MOST disgusting & distasteful.

[monocle]

I beg to differ. Only the US government can afford Ms Clinton's lavish vacations in Egypt and India.

[Diddle E. Squat]

What's that famous quote, "She was weiner'd on a sour pickle"?

[JohnPaulJones]

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[governsleastgovernsbest]

I also found Hillary's presence at the opening of the stock market incredibly distasteful. She looks completely out of place at any occasion when patriotism and traditional values are on display.

[Jackie]

I never imagine the words "Hillary" and "pretty" being used in the same sentence or phrase.

Good for you -- It WAS a difficult choice. :-)

[Jackie]

The stock market should have shown the picture of Hillary kissing Madam Arafat at the opening bell.

Millions of posters featuring that picture should be circulated in this country.

[Husker8877]

Please! Can't we all just get along? Hellary suffers from acute Pantsuit Poisoning Syndrome (PPS). Her health has been affected by years of toxic pantological fumage, which carries what experts believe is the same radiation level as the bomb which was dropped on Hiroshima.

Won't you help? Send your generous donations to: "FALN Terrorists For Hellary!" located in Chappaqua, NY.

The honorable Senator thanks you.

[OldFriend]

My guess is that Rich visited America before his pardons too.

[Jackie]

Won't you help? Send your generous donations

...and pickles to Hillary. The market is now down 700.

[bluewater bird]

FYI - I just bought Barbara Olson's book this noon. Can't wait to read it.

[Jackie]

I just bought Barbara Olson's book this noon.

Great! I had heard it wouldn't be out until next month. Maybe the publishers speeded up distribution because of her death. Will look for it this afternoon. Thanks.

[goodnesswins]

I have heard it reported by a reliable source that H.Clinton, T. Kennedy, Liberman, C. Schumer all took funds from family members of Osama bin Laden.......anyone else hear this? Think the press might look into this? Stop laughing!!!!