IN PRAISE OF OLDER WOMEN

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[Neets]

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

Well, not ALL of us....

[Billthedrill]

BUWAHAHAHAHAH!! Ya beat me to it. This, and other naughty Franklin essays and letters, is to be found in

Fart Proudly

No, I am not making that title up...

[Publius6961]

I need someone to define "older" for me!"

Why, older than me, of course!

LOL

[NeoCaveman]

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

Kegel, bump!!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

LOL! That, I'd love to see.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an a$$ if you're acting like one.

Ahem… er…. Never mind.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

Hahahahaha.

[Sir Gawain]

I ain't sayin nothin.

[Moleman]

I put the break point at 40. I was wondering where others put it. </>
I concur with 40, maye even 45.

[Moleman]

I put the break point at 40. I was wondering where others put it.
I concur with 40, maye even 45.

[Wm Bach]

See what you have to look forward to?

Yeah, maybe you're right. I should go find a woman who's older...maybe 26 or 27.

[shaggy eel]

,,, age isn't really a big deal to me, within reason. What's essential is attitude. To illustrate my point, picture yourself with the woman of your dreams... and she'll never move from being a 100% committed socialist.

No, age isn't really a big deal, is it?.

[Mark17]

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

Ha, thanks Victoria, but I still prefer my 21 year old honey.

[SAMWolf]

Italics OFF?

[Mulder]

Age really isn't a big deal to me. I'd rather compromise a little on age than on the really important stuff (freedom, guns, good morals, sense of humor, good figure, etc....)

I can't understand why some people are so picky when it comes to age.... I guess they are looking for a showpiece, or the type of person that their friends and parents 'expect' them to marry. Many women, in fact, won't even date men who are younger than them.

[Wm Bach]

...by the way, if the break point for women is 40, what is it for men?

Sixtyfive...or in the words of one 4yo sage "OnehundredOnethousandFortyandTwo", which ever comes first.

[Wm Bach]

Older women are experienced.

***WARNING! decarlo, READ NO FURTHER****

My first girlfriend out of college was a hungry divorcee 18 years my senior. 'Twas illuminating - like a scene right out of "Porkys III, Revenge of the dumped cheerleaders".

/***Warning off***

[liliana]

my mother-in-law called me middle aged when i was 31 so i can't define"older woman" for you. heehee