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To: sirgawain, Harley_hog, lovecraft, Mark17
Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

LOL! That, I'd love to see.

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an a$$ if you're acting like one.

Ahem… er…. Never mind.

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

Hahahahaha.

29 posted on 09/10/2001 11:19:08 AM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
I ain't sayin nothin.
30 posted on 09/10/2001 11:57:38 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

Ha, thanks Victoria, but I still prefer my 21 year old honey.

35 posted on 09/10/2001 4:23:39 PM PDT by Mark17
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Older women are experienced.

***WARNING! decarlo, READ NO FURTHER****




My first girlfriend out of college was a hungry divorcee 18 years my senior. 'Twas illuminating - like a scene right out of "Porkys III, Revenge of the dumped cheerleaders".

/***Warning off***

39 posted on 09/11/2001 5:06:33 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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