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#3 Flash-Fried River Crabs Sushi Samba 7 skips the slaughter and fries their crabs alive. $9.75 at Sushi Samba 7 The Dish: Think of them as potato chips with legs. Dancing around in a jar atop the sushi bar, these restless crustaceans look like giant bugs. Until, that is, the chef plucks the little critters from their receptacle and plunges them -- live -- into hot oil. Zap! Theyre crisped in place like the residents of ancient Pompeii. But dont be afraid: "They actually taste like popcorn a little bit, believe it or not," says manager Paul Guerzon. The Restaurant: At Sushi Samba 7 (87 Seventh Avenue South), caipirinhas, bossa nova, chorizo and wasabi are all served up in a fab Mondrian-in-the-tropics decor.
Potato chips with legs!!!! ROFL !
And no, I did not have any Haggis.
Baked Seal Flippers
Also you must try a roll of wonton wrappers stuffed with wintergreen mints covered with a blended sauce of lime juice and gatoraide.
Wash it all down with a frosty mug of clam juice.
I once ordered the Cologne Cold Plate at a pub. It consisted of zwiebelmett, raw bacon, other raw cold cuts, vegetables, and raw blood sausage. I spent a little more time than usual in the restroom the next day.
Culinary adventures in Japan: fish brains, eel livers, raw duck, an anchovy-filled donut, ...
Boboli brand pizza crust
Provolone cheese
Mozzerella cheese
Ricotta cheese
Spam luncheon meat
Garlic cloves
Grated Romano cheese
Start with Boboli brand premade pizza crust or other favorite crust. Layer on provalone cheese. Layer on mozzerella cheese. Dollop on spoonfuls of ricotta cheese. Mince Spam and garlic in food processor until pasty. Sprinkle the Spam-garlic paste over pizza. Sprinkle on grated Romano cheese.
Bake in a 450 degree oven until done. Enjoy while hot.
More SPAM recipes HERE. Like they say...ENJOY!
My 10 year old daughter had to memorize and recite a children's poem at school. She choose "Bleezer's Ice Cream Store" by Jack Prelutsky (pasted below).
As a fun father-daughter project, I told her I would help her actually make any ice cream flavor on the list. We even had lava for Lentil Lemon Liver Lava Ice Cream. She choose to make Peach Pimento Pizza Plum. We went to the supermarket and got the ingredients, ordered a small pizza, mixed everything up and put the concoction back in the freezer. The next day she took it to school for Show and Tell and, guess what, by the end the the school day, the kids in her class had eaten the entire half gallon of the stuff. :-)
Bleezer's Ice Cream by Jack Prelutsky
I am Ebenezer Bleezer,
I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,
there are flavors in my freezer
you have never seen before,
twenty-eight divine creations
too delicious to resist,
why not do yourself a favor,
try the flavors on my list:
COCOA MOCHA MACARONI
TAPIOCA SMOKED BALONEY
CHECKERBERRY CHEDDAR CHEW
CHICKEN CHERRY HONEYDEW
TUTTI-FRUTTI STEWED TOMATO
TUNA TACO BAKED POTATO
LOBSTER LITCHI LIMA BEAN
MOZZARELLA MANGOSTEEN
ALMOND HAM MERINGUE SALAMI
YAM ANCHOVY PRUNE PASTRAMI
SASSAFRAS SOUVLAKI HASH
SUKIYAKI SUCCOTASH
BUTTER BRICKLE PEPPER PICKLE
POMEGRANATE PUMPERNICKEL
PEACH PIMENTO PIZZA PLUM
PEANUT PUMPKIN BUBBLEGUM
BROCCOLI BANANA BLUSTER
CHOCOLATE CHOP SUEY CLUSTER
AVOCADO BRUSSELS SPROUT
PERIWINKLE SAUERKRAUT
COTTON CANDY CARROT CUSTARD
CAULIFLOWER COLA MUSTARD
ONION DUMPLING DOUBLE DIP
TURNIP TRUFFLE TRIPLE FLIP
GARLIC GUMBO GRAVY GUAVA
LENTIL LEMON LIVER LAVA
ORANGE OLIVE BAGEL BEET
WATERMELON WAFFLE WHEAT
I am Ebenezer Bleezer,
I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,
taste a flavor from my freezer,
you will surely ask for more.
From The New Kid on the Block, published by Greenwillow, 1984
My cousin, who among other things is a cookbook writer and editor, dropped star-gazey pie on me this weekend. "What's that," I asked innocently. "Pilchards," she said. "You mean those fish?" I ask. "Yes," she said, "You stick them through the top crust so that their little heads stick out -- gazing at the stars, see?"
Gaaaah.
I tried to eat one once, but my nose caught a whiff of the aroma, and it gave me the dry heaves.
One time, at a Goodwill store, I saw a dish that was square and purple. Would that qualify?
Personaly, my favorite is a Spam and Marshmallow Fluff sandwich on Pumpernickle.