Posted on 06/26/2026 6:21:59 PM PDT by Kleon
A Trump administration appointee who claims to have once teleported to a Waffle House is now on leave from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA).
A FEMA spokesperson confirmed in a statement to The Hill that Gregg Phillips, who was leading a key disaster response office, is taking “leave for personal reasons.”
“Since joining the agency, he has played a pivotal role in stabilizing the Office of Response and Recovery and advancing key reforms to strengthen our mission delivery,” said the spokesperson, who did not provide their name.
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Was it at 3:00 AM?
Dude needs a check-up from the neck up. And if you have the ability to teleport, why in the hell go to waffle house? Why not Tahiti?
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Maybe he was in the middle of a hurricane.
“Maybe he was in the middle of a hurricane.”
All the better reason to go to Tahiti.
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“Dude needs a check-up from the neck up. And if you have the ability to teleport, why in the hell go to waffle house? Why not Tahiti?”
Have you been to Tahiti? The waffles are TERRIBLE .. .
Rachel Frazin, stooge for The sHill.
I’d like to go to Tahiti, at least, the Tahiti that I imagine.
Come on now people, who amongst us can truly say they’ve never been teleported to a waffle house?
Es una broma? This is hilarious, if true-I wonder how long he appeared to be getting strange before it was noticed? On the other hand-maybe he was just having an out-of-body experience...
Waffle House ping
I’ll have what Gregg’s having. Could be an Arnold Palmer.
I've had similar experiences, and it's not something you can control. I'm sure there are people who have trained their minds for years and are able to teleport at will to their desired locations, but I don't have the discipline.
I went to a Waffle House in Gonzales Louisiana on Christmas morning. Only place open. Still an adventure.
Girrrrrrlll!
I woke up in a Waffle House once, so it could happen!..........
Connect the dots. Everyone knows about the relationship between FEMA and Waffle House. If FEMA was going to have teleport terminals anywhere to use in disasters it would be at a Waffle House. It’s not like one could expect federal employees to be at their duty stations during a disaster to man a teleport terminal location.
As for the suspension (”leave” as they call it here), of course he would face disciplinary actions if he leaked top secret information about alien teleport technology in the hands of FEMA.
Think outside the box. Remember how many recent ‘conspiracy theories’ have proven to be true.
Better than stumbling through the parking lot of a invisible 7-Eleven.
A waffle house.
Thank goodnes it wasn’t a Sambo’s.
I think you want to teleport yourself OUT of Waffle House at 3 am. That’s the hour the natives get restless.
Or maybe a John Daly.
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