Prehistoric discovery in Oregon cave older than Egypt's Great Pyramid rewrites human history

Daily Mail ^ | February 11, 2026 | By CHRIS MELORE

[artichokegrower]

The oldest known pieces of sewn clothing have been discovered in a cave in Oregon, potentially rewriting all of human history.

Researchers from the US uncovered pieces of animal hide stitched together from the end of the last Ice Age, approximately 12,000 years ago.

That would mean that humans in North America had advanced skills, specifically for working with plants, animals, and wood, thousands of years before the Great Pyramid of Egypt was constructed.

[artichokegrower]

So the folks claiming that this is stolen land actually stole it from someone who was here before they were

[Mr. Blond]

Solutreans were here first.

[lightman]

So more evidence for panygaria and plate techtonic

{{{snooze}}}

[madison10]

...or good boats

[lightman]

combined with different ocean current...yeah.

[SunkenCiv]

[dfwgator]

When there wasn’t even any Hollywood.

[Beowulf9]

What a piece of work is man.

But what doth Guildenstern have to say?

[FLNittany]

Probably cleaner and better smelling than the average Portland t-shirt.

[bakeneko]

The original crusted stoner antifa slacker jeans standing in the corner of mom’s basement cave with the bong on the table. Prehistoric? Or Posthistoric...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You literally took the words right out of my mouth!

[madison10]

Yes...and the giants, but that is a story for another time.

[Frank Drebin]

[factmart]

The earth is 6000 years

[Vendome]

And yet they still couldn’t invent the wheel, harnes the power of flowing water, leave behind prominent and towering buildings of architecture or a scintilla of a clue of their greatness...

Who snuffed out their existence?

[Salamander]

“Are you okay, Rosenkrantz?”

[minnesota_bound]

Maybe the plates were moving quicker then we know and people just rode them over to a new continent. I saw this happen once on a documentary called Gilligan’s Island where the 7 people rode a plate out into the lagoon after Gilligan wished to be off this island.

Some ancestor may have done so way back when....

[21twelve]

I was surprised when I learned that natives from SE Alaska would take their huge war canoes and did raids all the way down to Northern California in the mid 1800’s.

[humblegunner]

It’s flat, too.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Space aliens.