Posted on 05/20/2025 6:24:46 AM PDT by Twotone
I am so bored with being lied to. I am even bored with the new lies being told to cover the old lies: Now It Can Be Told!!! The Behind-the-Scenes Inside Story of How I Lied to You for the Last Half-Decade by Jake Tapper and Wossname. Exclusive Excerpt!
The longtime granite-jawed Deputy Assistant Under-Counselor to the President for Running the Country peered thoughtfully through the Oval Office window to the vast city beyond before loosening his cocktail dress and kicking off his three-inch heels. I was stunned by the evident anguish on his face as he turned to me and said:
'I think we may be overworking Joe. Last week he took a ten-minute call from some European guy - the German chancellor, was it? Maybe the Nato dude? - and it seemed fine, but his afternoon nap's gone on for nine days now...'
He toyed distractedly with his makeup compact as he poured two tumblers of non-alcoholic Scotch on the carbon-neutral rocks and invited me to join him on the sofa.
I decided just to spit it out - not the drink, but what my sources had been revealing. 'I spoke to George Clooney after that last fundraiser,' I began. 'He told me that, after he'd explained to the President that he was the guy from Ocean's Eleven, Biden asked him what Joey Bishop was like...'
It was as if the temperature in the Oval Office had dropped fifteen degrees - probably in Centigrade. 'No comment,' murmured my longtime granite-jawed but suddenly terse contact, 'or I'm gonna be poppin' my bustier.'
He handed me a sheet of paper, neatly typed, double-spaced, but with words on one side only. 'Here's tomorrow's talking points. Do you need to look it over...
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Journalism is a den of thieves.
And yeah, his brother Frank Biden told CBS last year that he just wanted Joe to "enjoy whatever time we have left"...
...which certainly sounds like the sort of thing you say about someone with cancer. But, on the other hand, Frank Biden uploads nude selfies to gay websites
Wow! Had not heard that before!
Joe Biden’s brother admits nude selfie on gay dating website is genuine
The Bundy Credo:
Lie when your wife is waking.
Lie when your belly’s aching.
Lie when you know she’s faking.
Lie, sell shoes and lie.
Steyn is certainly entertaining. I still wish he did radio from noon till 3.
And that says a lot! From quick, clever humor to heavy devilish purple prose parody ... he does it all.
Plus, he is just plain smart.
“But the only thing that matters is:
Who was running the US government these last four years?
And why isn’t he in prison?”
Why assume it’s a he? My money is on ValJar.
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As Joe famously stated after his historic debate, “I know how to tell the truth!”
He does, in fact, however his small brain kicks in and he lies his ass off.
He knows how to tell the truth but he’s not allowed to.
His show was hilarious and riveting, I never tired of listening to him.
I never listen to the boring Clay Travesty and Buxom Sex Show.
William Casey, former CIA Director, famously stated, “We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.”
We haven’t seen this level of lies since JFK was assassinated.
Ouch - that is going to hurt.
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