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Who ratted out P’nut the squirrel? Grieving owners (who are on OnlyFans) have their theory — and it’s a rich one
NY Post ^ | November 3, 2024 | By Kevin Sheehan, Vaughn Golden, Carl Campanile and Jorge Fitz-Gibbon

Posted on 11/03/2024 8:25:08 PM PST by DoodleBob

P’nut the squirrel was ratted out by someone — and his upstate owners think it was over jealousy.

Mark and Daniela Longo told The Post on Sunday that they had been cashing in on their furry Internet sensation — who helped steer followers to their raunchy OnlyFans page — before he was seized from their animal sanctuary and euthanized by state environmental officials over rabies fears last week.

The couple’s financial success, fueled at least partly by P’nut, may have been enough to drive someone to drop the dime on them — and their fluffy-tailed cash cow, they said.

“Maybe it’s someone who thinks I use this place to make a lot of money,” Mark said of his rescue farm.

“Did this do wonders to my OnlyFans?” Mark said of the site, where P’nut frolicked along with other animals. “Absolutely. It’s making a lot of money from this.”

The Longos said they bought their 350-acre spread near Elmira with the $800,000 that they made in one month posting their porn online — and P’nut then began pulling his own weight with his separate family-friendly fan base.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: karens; keasler; longo; longos; marklongo; monicakeasler; peanut; squirrel; whenkarensattack
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1 posted on 11/03/2024 8:25:08 PM PST by DoodleBob
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To: DoodleBob

I’ll put 10 bucks on Brandy Zadrozny...


2 posted on 11/03/2024 8:34:32 PM PST by kiryandil (Kraft durch Freude! - The Kamunist and The Walzrus )
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To: DoodleBob

Narcissists who obsessively post on [anti]”social” media have only themselves to blame when some of their co-dependent voyeurs turn against them.


3 posted on 11/03/2024 8:40:48 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: DoodleBob
P’nut the squirrel was ratted out by someone — and his upstate owners think it was over jealousy.

The owners ratted out themselves when they decided to monetize their ownership by creating Instagram and TikTok pages detailing their illegal keeping of a wild animal as a pet.

One article reported, 'The owner runs an animal sanctuary, and says he knows it's illegal to own a wild animal without a license, and says he was working to get Peanut certified as an "educational animal."'

4 posted on 11/03/2024 8:40:59 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: lightman

Yeah. I feel badly about the two innocent animals, but the man and woman are definitely purely screwy. I can honestly say she’s the first person I’ve seen who has tattoos on her palms, as well as everywhere else


5 posted on 11/03/2024 8:48:32 PM PST by j.havenfarm (23 years on Free Republic, 12/10/23! More than 8,000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker

Were they like mini Tiger Kings but with porn and smaller animals?


6 posted on 11/03/2024 8:49:23 PM PST by chuck allen
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To: DoodleBob

Bottom line: The whole thing was a publicity stunt.

OR

These folks are now cliche: Rich & stupid.


7 posted on 11/03/2024 8:57:43 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker

The owners ratted out themselves.....
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Yeah because that aging squirrel wasn’t going to live forever and publicity wise he came to a point that he was worth more dead than alive. They are cashing in on this.


8 posted on 11/03/2024 8:57:46 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: chickenlips

And maybe the Kathy Hochul regime wlll come CRASHING in1


9 posted on 11/03/2024 9:14:24 PM PST by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: DoodleBob

New York will execute an innocent lil squirrel but if you are here illegally and rape a five yr old eh no biggie


10 posted on 11/03/2024 9:14:28 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: chickenlips
Yeah because that aging squirrel wasn’t going to live forever and publicity wise he came to a point that he was worth more dead than alive. They are cashing in on this.

Yes, they are. Big time. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a rube.

Who ratted out P’nut the squirrel? Grieving owners have their theory — and it’s a rich one:

Mark and Daniela Longo told The Post on Sunday that they had been cashing in on their furry Internet sensation — who helped steer followers to their raunchy OnlyFans page — before he was seized from their animal sanctuary and euthanized by state environmental officials over rabies fears last week.

The couple’s financial success, fueled at least partly by P’nut, may have been enough to drive someone to drop the dime on them — and their fluffy-tailed cash cow, they said.

“Maybe it’s someone who thinks I use this place to make a lot of money,” Mark said of his rescue farm.

“Did this do wonders to my OnlyFans?” Mark said of the site, where P’nut frolicked along with other animals. “Absolutely. It’s making a lot of money from this.”

The Longos said they bought their 350-acre spread near Elmira with the $800,000 that they made in one month posting their porn online — and P’nut then began pulling his own weight with his separate family-friendly fan base. “I had my own kind of squirrel dad account, my own Instagram,” Mark Longo said. “And it’s me doing my workouts and a lot of the times, you know, I don’t have time to make [dual] content like I used to.

“I just tag my squirrel dad account from the peanut video I posted so it gets double the clip views,” he said. “Every once in a while, a shirtless photo [on P’nut’s page, too], but I completely separated myself from this entire thing. Obviously, people were going to find both and try to associate them.”

The Longos made headlines after the state Department of Environmental Conservation raided their upstate spread, “P’nuts Freedom Farm,” and grabbed their lovable furry pet and his pal, a raccoon named Fred — with both critters euthanized over rabies concerns because they were in close contact with humans.

Seen by many as victims of an overreaching state government, the couple have become local heroes.

“This morning at the supermarket, I wanted to get a few extra copies of The Post to keep for myself,” Longo said, referring to Sunday’s paper with the front-page headline, “Bushy Whacked.”

“When I walked in, [people] recognized my face because I was on the cover of the newspaper. And they just kind of smiled and nodded.

“Last night, my wife and I went out to dinner. We were having dinner, and the couple next to us looked over and said, ‘We’re so sorry for what happened, and we want you to know that you have our full support,’ ” he added. “Everybody was just noticing, and then they would tell us that you know they were sorry about what happened with P’nut.”

The squirrel’s death sparked so much outrage that it prompted a state lawmaker to propose legislation to improve animal-rights statutes, calling the bill “Peanuts Law: Humane Animal Protection Act.”

“What happened to P’nut was a tragedy,” state Assemblyman Jake Blumencranz said on X. “As a state lawmaker and an animal rights advocate, this tragedy can be an agent of change.”

GOP upstate US Rep. Marc Molinaro wrote online, “As a pet owner I feel for the Longos and I’m calling for Governor [Kathy] Hochul (your hero) to issue an official apology for their ridiculous overreach.”

A gofundme.com page for P’nut has raised more than $132,000.

Neither Hochul’s office (your hero) nor the DEC responded to requests for comment from The Post on Sunday.

11 posted on 11/03/2024 9:17:06 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: chickenlips

Please excuse the “(your hero)” in the quoted text of the article. That was meant for another poster.


12 posted on 11/03/2024 9:18:22 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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13 posted on 11/03/2024 9:18:29 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DoodleBob

I didn’t know about the Only Fans connection.

I cannot believe what some people will spend their money on.


14 posted on 11/03/2024 9:23:12 PM PST by Not_Who_U_Think (`-)
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I read the snitch was Monica Keasler. She suspended her social media accounts but here’s her TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@monica.keasler/photo/7433131202627783966?_d=secCgYIASAHKAESPgo8NKqfuUy2HLQcsmY0dp1HwqPgSm4Y94%2BztYU0oJXNUAw2GmiDth1iPMUTff6CX35UH7dCG%2BjSWQqSq%2BlOGgA%3D&_r=1&aweme_type=150&checksum=0331ef7ce993bce61d447422f2157a2230d4ee659b696e903cf97ee13aa31c4a&link_reflow_popup_iteration_sharer=%7B%7D&pic_cnt=1&preview_pb=0&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAPzjJRxqVfHYlmOWAXs27eois8fAgC2b8rPAGxOGtPfkRrvyapsEB-sfVTqT2Gm3R&share_app_id=1233&share_item_id=7433131202627783966&share_link_id=c1647b8a-a5dd-410c-9cd8-4eaae93e04a9&sharer_language=en&social_share_type=14&source=h5_m&timestamp=1730675319&u_code=dg65gk91jf55kg&ug_btm=b5836%2Cb2878&ug_photo_idx=0&ugbiz_name=UNKNOWN&user_id=6909061102770258950&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&utm_source=copy


15 posted on 11/03/2024 9:28:34 PM PST by peggybac (“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” - Ayn Rand)
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To: DoodleBob

The complaint was made by a woman named Monica Keasler from Longview, Texas.

https://x.com/SarahisCensored/status/1852856387048481127

“Monica Keasler is the one who called in the complaint about Peanut. She has now deleted all of her social media. Make her famous.”

https://monicakeasler.com/

https://www.reddit.com/r/tylertx/comments/1girzle/monica_keasler_from_longview_is_the_one_that/


16 posted on 11/03/2024 9:31:38 PM PST by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral creulty of the Biden-Harris regime.)
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To: TBP
The complaint was made by a woman named Monica Keasler from Longview, Texas.

Another subscriber to the Longo's OnlyFans porno account rises to their defense...

17 posted on 11/03/2024 9:43:13 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: peggybac
I read the snitch was Monica Keasler. She suspended her social media accounts but here’s her TikTok:

Still another subscriber to the Longo's OnlyFans porno account stands up to defend them...

18 posted on 11/03/2024 9:45:50 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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To: dfwgator

🤣🤣


19 posted on 11/03/2024 9:49:24 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: DoodleBob

Sadly, they should not have shown the squirrel, or Fred, online at all. No one can be trusted to be kind or keep mouths shut. I am not a Karma believer, but I hope the snitch gets justice.


20 posted on 11/03/2024 10:01:20 PM PST by madison10
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