UK Registration of all Poultry by 1st October 2024 Registration with DEFRA for all Poultry by 1st October 2024

Big Brother ^ | Sep 26, 2024 | Animal Farm

[FlyingEagle]

Be sure to register your chickens if you are in the UK.

This is Hugh and Series.

[lightman]

Duck, cudk, go!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This way they can declare a bird flu pandemic and kill all the chickens when its time to starve the peasants.

[lurk]

Whenever one of the Crown’s countries decides to muscle up their adipose androgenous bureaucrats in dark insignia windbreakers, they always go XXL.

Our founders knew what they were doing with the Bill of Rights.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Well said.

[Pontiac]

This way they can declare a bird flu pandemic and kill all the chickens when its time to starve the peasants.

And to spare you the mental trauma of watching you chickens die in front of you, we will take your chickens to an undisclosed location to be humanly euthanized.

Don't worry our Chef will carefully care for the carcass of your chickens very respectfully.

[lightman]

2A all the way!

[xoxox]

First they came for the poultry...

[lastchance]

I may be wrong but didn’t the U.K’s response to hoof and mouth turn out to be an absolute cock up which resulted in the unnecessary culling of large numbers of livestock? Based on models of disease spread, of course. Can we expect more of the same in any response to bird flu?

[DoodleBob]

I’m sorry Governor, but all my bleedin’ birds died in a tragic boating accident.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Hope they do background checks and verify foot prints.

[metmom]

DO NOT WORRY! The Registration only requires your address, the number of birds you keep, and the type (e.g. chicken, duck, geese etc). It is an online registration form but you can email them if you prefer at customer.registration@apha.gov.uk

BS.

Registering them only tells the government where to find food.

It does NOTHING to stop the spread of disease.

[Veto!]

Thanks for the laugh.

I thnk I’m safe. Just bought organic, pasture-raised chicken thighs at Trader Joe .

[Flaming Conservative]

Imprisonment?? As usual, a heavy-handed approach by the UK, on a flimsy excuse.

[packagingguy]

No, not just the UK; let’s make it worldwide.

Flood their servers with information on all poultry worldwide.

Go count the geese and ducks at you neighborhood park.

Report them.

On second thought, is the database available to Haitian voodoo practitioners?

[No name given]

I certainly hope not.

[Dr. Sivana]

[Fai Mao]

Nothing to do with bird flu.

[armourenthusiast]

I notice that the local Haitian voodoo practioners are exempt because of dei.

[Kudsman]

Just sign ‘ere, straight away. The governor only wants to know how many birds you been having.