Posted on 08/24/2024 10:57:13 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINTON, DC — Kamala Harris explained this week that the extraordinarily high turnover in her staff is due to people just not being able to handle the sheer amounts of joy she exudes in her office.
"They quit because they are literally overdosing on joy," Harris explained. "Almost no one on earth can stand being around this much joy for more than a few weeks. It's my cross to bear."
Despite her proclamations, anonymous reports have surfaced that Harris actually has a tendency to be viciously hostile and impossible to work with. "That's just how some people describe joy," explained Harris. "It's so much joy, they don't even know how to express it. There is just this giant ball of overwhelming joy and it creates a joyful work environment full of joyous joy. Some people's brains don't know how to handle it."
However, former Kamala staffer Carol Eggerton explained there is more to the story. "I quit because she screamed for twenty minutes like a demon because she thought I didn't get a second pump of cream in her coffee," said Eggerton. "I'll never forget when she hurled that scorching hot latte in my face and hollered ‘THIS DOES NOT BRING ME JOY YOU MONKEY-FACED HALFWIT!'"
As of publishing time, Kamala's staff turnover rate had risen to 97% because of a recent increase in joy.
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I've never bothered to learn how to pronounce the names of two-bit whores.
In other words, she would be the WORST person to be President of the USA. She would alienate all staff, Congress, foreign leaders and all citizens of this nation. Everyone would either quit or attack.
It sounds better in the original German: “Kraft durch freude.” You vill be joyful or you vill be sent to ze campfen.
When you tell us that this is satire, you diminish the humor that comes from the shock value. The surprise element is what makes the joke impactful—you’re shocked at first, then you laugh when you realize it’s a joke. The intensity of that laughter is directly tied to the initial shock you experienced.
This is not fake news.
Nor satire.
No Xaviera Hollander for you!
wonder who her former employees are voting for in november...
Strenghth through Joy”
> No Xaviera Hollander for you!
She’s 81 now. Pass.
“What’s our issue with her?”
“She cackles like a lunatic”
“Not cackling, we’ll call it.....JOY. That’s it, joy. I’ll run it by Mr Soros and get his approval. You guys then contact the collective media hive-mind and get everyone using the word “joy”. Every network onboard with “joy”. No exceptions. If she makes a stop, I want the place emptied and have our people brought in. We can’t risk a question even if we get to veto videos on our bought networks. What’s the Trump strategy?”
“We have some lawsuits over using music. It’s not much but it’s what we have”
“When I talk to Mr Soros, I get some names of the DA’s on his payroll. We’ll continue the Putin strategy of hauling him into court. We’ve not much time but they can expedite anything we can come up with”.
The lovely Xavier has more class in her little finger than Mattress Back has in her entire Town Bicycle body.
Biden’s staff calls him Old Yeller Harris’s must call her Loud and Black.
>”Joyful Endings”
“strength through joy” Go ahead and search for this mantra they are using and be amazed.
see my tagline.
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