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RIP, she probably signed a waiver, and was a New York democrat.
1 posted on 04/03/2024 3:57:45 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Well, at least she’ll still be able to vote for The Tater in November.


2 posted on 04/03/2024 4:03:35 PM PDT by kiryandil (what Ukrainian electrical grid doink?)
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To: DallasBiff

Ewww!!!!Really?


3 posted on 04/03/2024 4:04:01 PM PDT by georgia peach (georgia peach)
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To: DallasBiff

I’m a little jealous. As long as it was quick and not too painful, I wouldn’t mind going out that way. It’d look good on a tombstone. “Killed by rampaging elephant while on safari”.


4 posted on 04/03/2024 4:06:33 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I'm looking for a blessing that is NOT in disguise.)
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To: DallasBiff
Zambia...

Definitely not the ideal place to file a wrongful death lawsuit.

The family will be lucky to Grandma's suitcase back.

5 posted on 04/03/2024 4:07:05 PM PDT by zeestephen (Trump "Lost" By 43,000 Votes - Spread Across Three States - GA, WI, AZ)
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To: DallasBiff
We had a bull elephant come right up to our vehicle at Amboselli National Park in Kenya.The guide warned us to stay silent and still. He rocked the vehicle a bit...not much...and then walked off.

The guide told us that he was in musth...which means that he was looking for lady elephants to "befriend".

7 posted on 04/03/2024 4:10:29 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Proudly Clinging To My Guns And My Religion)
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To: DallasBiff

You see the elephant running at them, and can hear someone on the vehicle saying “Oh my, drive fast!”

then the driver stops.


8 posted on 04/03/2024 4:10:52 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: DallasBiff

A coworker of mine for some reason went on an African trip.

She said elephants are highly protective of their family members. A native African driver for the tour vehicle stupidly drove between a brother and sister elephant and stopped to make a call from his driver’s seat.

The male flapped his ears back and bellowed. The people screamed, “C’mon, get moving.” The driver looked just above mentally retarded, the coworker said, and his eyes were half closed and he smiled a big smile as if to say “not to worry.” The elephant started to approach to attack. “C’mon you stupid @#@#@, get us moving.” “Hurry.”
Finally the dimwit got the vehicle moving and the tourists were safe.

International studies give a sub-Saharan African average IQ of 66. Four data sets can be averaged to give an IQ of 68 as the best reading of the IQ in sub-Saharan Africa.
Science Direct website.


9 posted on 04/03/2024 4:14:15 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: DallasBiff

Everyone has a different idea of a fun trip-but mine would not be to go out on a outing to take photos of African wildlife in a safari vehicle that looks about as safe as a golf cart or ATV, armed with only a camera where unconfined elephants are wandering around-unless I was having suicidal thoughts...


10 posted on 04/03/2024 4:17:10 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...")
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To: DallasBiff

Elephant knows humans are a danger.


11 posted on 04/03/2024 4:19:12 PM PDT by yldstrk ( )
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To: DallasBiff

Get Off My Lawn!!

Americans have to learn the hard way that the rest of the world is not their playground.


12 posted on 04/03/2024 4:21:26 PM PDT by bakeneko
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To: DallasBiff

I got hit by a bull elk once. He was after the guy that was calling behind me. Ran right over a bush and into me. It hurt. Broke a couple ribs and bruised me up and broke my bow.

I got lucky.


17 posted on 04/03/2024 4:33:45 PM PDT by waterhill (Take your ivermectin, kill zee bugs)
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To: DallasBiff
was a New York democrat.

How do you know that?

It must suck to be you, whose entire life revolves inside a political bubble.......

26 posted on 04/03/2024 5:24:02 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: DallasBiff

Don’t those vehicles have gas pedals over there?


28 posted on 04/03/2024 5:52:54 PM PDT by Buck-Toothed Knuckle Dragger
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To: DallasBiff

Stopping was a BAD idea.


41 posted on 04/04/2024 5:15:39 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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