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Wow. So if a woman gets raped...is the guy still raping you...no. OK, we'll have telephone reporting handle it.
Oh, so there's a drive-by shooting? Ok, is it still ongoing...no...ok you can report that online.
And this is exactly why you need to have a means to protect yourself...because ain't nobody coming to help you.
There’s probably less paperwork involved in waiting to respond until after the person calling has been murdered, than before.
Chicago Police in bad shape. Our friend Tucker made this clip.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/K0z4AWfiC54O/
But I’ll still be able to SWAT my MAGA / conservative neighbors, right?
When will they adopt Biden’s Haiti plan?
> officers will only respond to calls of in-progress emergencies <
Moral of the story: If you’re going to burglarize a house in Pittsburgh, or shoplift, or whatever… be quick about it. Don’t hang around.
Anyway, I suspect this will cause a drop in crime statistics. Mainly because folks will eventually realize it’s not worth the time to call in a report.
Someone should get a Tax Refund
Citizens have to be ready on their own.
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Courts ruled years ago that law enforcement officers are not responsible to the protection of people.
Is it an “in-progress emergency” when the Pittsburgh city government is such an incompetent kakistocracy that its police will only respond to calls of in-progress emergencies?!?
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"Hey, can you send some cops to retrieve the body of a dead burglar from my house?"
It’s the nation, not just the city.
You nailed it in a few lines.
Bet if a gun owner protects himself / herself the cops will show up quickly.
Pittsburgh has no excuse. They knew who they were hiring.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/05/us/fort-lauderdale-police-chief/index.html
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/03/03/fort-lauderdale-fires-chief-larry-scirotto/
PERSON: Oh, oh, Help! Help, I'm...
PHONE: Press 1 for an in-progress Emergency. Press 2...
PERSON: (frantically pressing #1 on the keypad) Please, please, someone, pick up, please...
PHONE: You have selected an in-progress emergency. Press 1 for a physical assault in progress, press 2 for a rape in progress, Press 3...
PERSON: (frantically pressing #0 on the keypad) I need to talk to someone, please, someone, my husband...
PHONE: I'm sorry. That is an invalid choice. Press 1 for an in-progress Emergency. Press 2 for a fire emergency. Press 3 for a medical emergency...
PERSON: (frantically pressing #3 on the keypad) I need to talk to someone, please, someone, my husband is having a stroke! Someone...
PHONE: If you are experiencing a medical emergency, please hang up your phone and call the nearest hospital. Goodbye.
PERSON: No! No! (dials 911 again)
PHONE: Hello, Pittsburgh 911. Press 1 for an in-progress Emergency. Press 2...
PERSON: (frantically pressing #1 on the keypad) Oh, God...oh God...
PHONE: You have selected an in-progress emergency. Press 1 for a Physical Assault, press 2 for a rape in progress, Press 3...
PERSON: (frantically pressing #1 on the keypad) Oh, God...oh God...
PHONE: You have selected an assault in progress. Press 1 for a Physical Assault in progress. If you can escape, do so at this time. If you cannot escape, please wait on the line, and a Pittsburgh 911 operator will be with you shortly. (elevator music plays "Girl From Ipanema")
PERSON: (sobbing) Pick up! Pick up! My husband isn't breathing! Please! Oh, God...
PHONE: (elevator music plays "Feelings")
OPERATOR: Good evening. This is the Pittsburgh 911 Emergency Service. My name is Shoshona, and...
PERSON: (sobbing) My husband has had a stroke and isn't breathing, I...
OPERATOR: Ma'am, I need to know if this physical assault is in progress.
PERSON: No...no...I uh, he isn't being assaulted, he is having a stroke! I need...
OPERATOR: I'm sorry Ma'am, this line is for In-Progress emergencies. You need to hang up and call 911 and select the #3 option for Medical Emergencies.
PERSON: Wha...what?
OPERATOR: Ma'am, this line is for In-Progress emergencies ONLY. You are violating code 3244.12 of the Pittsburgh City...
PERSON: I NEED A DOCTOR! My husband-
OPERATOR: Intentional violation of Pittsburgh City Ordinance 3244.12 is punishable by a $100,000 dollar fine, five years in jail, or both. You are preventing other callers...
didnt someone once say, ‘elections have consequences’?
Pittsburgh simply joins other failed Democrat cities where the residents learned to call the Fire Department instead of the cops.
Ironically, the bar fight scene in the first Jack Reacher movie shows the Pittsburgh cops showing up to a street fight about one minute after it commenced.
Remind me to stay out of Pittsburgh...
Well, unless I’m going there to be a criminal... That could be a good career move.