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Ted Cruz Says Biden Travels with Extra Pair of Pants in Case He Poops Himself
The Western Journal ^
| December 20, 2023
| Michael Schwarz
Posted on 12/20/2023 5:38:07 PM PST by Kazan
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:38:07 PM PST
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Kazan
To: Kazan
Cruz is wrong. They don’t carry a single spare pair.
Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:40:31 PM PST
by
null and void
(Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
To: null and void
He’s probably speaking only of what he absolutely knows for certain.
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:41:53 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: null and void; Kazan
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:43:07 PM PST
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: Kazan
Probably has an aide with the primary duty of exchanging and then hiding Depends.
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:46:06 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: Kazan
I’m waiting for the day when Biden mistakes the podium for a urinal.
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:46:31 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: Kazan
And this is what Cruz is now down to, talking about Biden’s diapers and pants?! Will this help him win re-election?
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:50:00 PM PST
by
Reno89519
(It's war. No one murders and takes Americans hostage. Time to act. Declare war on Islamic Hamas.)
To: Kazan
Ted is in for the fight of his life in 2024; will make 2018 look like a cakewalk. TX Dems are determined to return to power.
To: Theodore R.
Well, the Left fully believes it has the ability over time to fully flip Texas to a Blue State.
That would explain a good part of the “border crisis”. Crisis my ass.
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:57:43 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
To: Kazan
I always bring an extra set of underwear on vacation. Just in case!
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:58:32 PM PST
by
Sawdring
To: Kazan
Bring a pack of Depends and you can keep one pair of pants!
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:58:56 PM PST
by
Dogbert41
(“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God” -Matthew 5:9)
To: Kazan
I don’t think Biden needs an extra pair of pants because he wears a diaper. I seem to remember that it is standard procedure for presidents to have back up wardrobes. Gerald Ford certainly used one once when he got too close to a cow.
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posted on
12/20/2023 5:59:39 PM PST
by
odawg
To: Kazan
Even if Biden had full control over his bodily functions, they would be foolish to NOT travel with a couple changes of clothes. Heck, I have bodily control, but I keep a change of clothes in my vehicle.
Although I guess if they needed a change of clothes they get someone in Delaware or D.C. to run to a residence, grab a change, toss them in a F-15 and have it haulass to deliver them just about anywhere in an hour or three.
To: NorthMountain
He’s probably speaking only of what he absolutely knows for certain.When it comes to politics, does anybody really do that nowadays?
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:12:23 PM PST
by
x
To: bigbob
That would be a pleasant switch. Since 2021 he’s been confusing the American people for a urinal.
CC
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:12:40 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Kazan
The least of the problems with Zhou Sh#tbag Biden.
People with Crohn’s Disease do the same thing.
The issue is dementia, not incontinence
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:14:03 PM PST
by
Fai Mao
( IOStarve the Beast and steal its food)
To: Fai Mao
When Joe says pull my finger everybody runs.
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:15:57 PM PST
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: null and void
Half a dozen spare pairs, maybe...
That depends.
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:19:52 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: Celtic Conservative
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:21:28 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: lightman
Thank you, I’m here all week! Try the cheesecake!
CC
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posted on
12/20/2023 6:26:38 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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