[ChicagoConservative27]

Was there a safe word? Asking for a friend.

[JudyinCanada]

“I tried to stay as calm as possible.”

Lololo so there’s the new strategy to stay safe when your home is broken into....pour yourself and the invader a drink, strip down to you gitchies, and make conversation about your hammer. Got it.

[fhayek]

The safe word was ‘unicorn’. You always need to be careful if you play leap frog with a unicorn.

[Iron Munro]

Paul knows that you gotta’ be careful when consorting with those killer Homos.....

[Seruzawa]

It sure took a long time to cook up this PR operation.

[RasterMaster]

Run out of crack for your gay prostitutes again, Paul?

[eyeamok]

If anyone here believes this story, let me know, I have an awesome bridge in Long beach for sale, CHEAP!!!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“It was a tremendous sense of shock to recognize that this person was putting on his multi-colored, inflatable unicorn costume when I hadn’t even gotten mine down from the closet shelf yet.”

[Manic_Episode]

That entire quart of brandy calmed his nerves down quite nicely...

[RckyRaCoCo]

So did the attacker get off?

(cough)

[Scrambler Bob]

His script was better, and more practiced than any that Shiff has ever come up with.

When are the next academy awards?

[one guy in new jersey]

All of the prior commenters seem gleely to be denigrating Paul Pelosi.

Yet when the video came out, if memory serves, it validated his story relating the horror of the incident, and his efforts to resolve it with the help of the police.

What gives here?

[Responsibility2nd]

How could Pelosi stay so calm when his BFF brought TWO Inflatable Multicolor Uniform Costumes  (and other party items) with him?

Paul was giddy with delight. Admit it.

[Vaduz]

Indeed maybe he didn’t remember what it was for that guy.

[Inspectorette]

With all their money, the Pelosis couldn’t afford an ADT security system??

[nickcarraway]

Isnt the man who attacked him an illegal immigrant?

[ansel12]

Here are videos of what happened.

A 2 minute video of the break-in,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwLbJveUgvs

Here is 80 seconds of the police at the front door and the attacker is wearing the same clothes he was wearing when he was smashing in the doors during the break-in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxTL1s_eJkA

Here is the 2 minute 9/11 call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2jDaB9ii0w

[minnesota_bound]

Have the police released the name of the boy toy in his car accident that ran off after the accident?
How come we have not heard from the accident victim? How much was he paid to keep quiet?