Delaware state trooper accused of beating teens over ding dong ditch prank indicted by grand jury

See BS Fake News ^ | 9/26/2023 | Madeleine Wright

[Recovering_Democrat]

A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen.

...A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen....

...A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen.

[Fish Speaker]

So, let me get this straight ...

A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen?

[70times7]

So, just to be clear, what you are saying is:

A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen.

A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen.

A Delaware State Trooper has been indicted by a grand jury after being accused of beating a teen who tried to ding dong ditch. He is also accused of assaulting a second teen.

[70times7]

LOLZ ... damnit ...

[Redcitizen]

So if things add up, this trooper assaulted 6 teens. 🤔💭

[albie]

My daughters played ding dong ditch around Halloween and had a blast. But I live in a neighborhood where everybody does this. Cohesive.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Cop overreaction deserves a grand jury indictment?

[70times7]

I think the cop should have filled a paper bag with dog logs, lit it on fire, and made the kid stomp it out.

[70times7]

Counting us, it’s up to 14.

[laweeks]

What the hell is ding, dong, ditch????????????

[Recovering_Democrat]

Sorry guys. I thought I was excerpting different sections.

[70times7]

I expected as much - and I appreciate the laugh - ty!

Besides, you are a recovering democrat. It takes time for mental CTDs to clear up (AKA CBSDs).

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Teen: Note to self: Don’t ever do that again and teach your children not to do that.

[Hot Tabasco]

Three duplicate sentences.......

[70times7]

Ring a doorbell and run away.

It is a game of extreme violence. Thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, are mildly annoyed each year. AOC is calling for legislation to combat this social atrocity.

[This_Dude]

Nig_er knocking is what it was called when I was a kid

[MulberryDraw]

Kids don’t know who they’re dealing with when they do this. We had this done to us. Kids walked past a no trespassing sign wearing masks. Not too bright. I’m pretty sure they could have been shot legally here in Texas.

[Carriage Hill]

I had to look it up, too:

“What is the Ding Dong ditch prank?

What is ‘ding-dong-ditch’? Dictionary.com defines “ding-dong-ditching” as: “a children’s prank involving ringing someone’s doorbell and running away before they answer.” Ding-dong ditch is commonly played by elementary school-age children.”

[The_Media_never_lie]

Someone needs to give someone a break...

[SamAdams76]

A Ding Dong ditch is when you ring somebody's doorbell after placing a foil wrapped Ding Dong on their door mat, and then running away to hide behind the nearest bush. Then you try to not giggle out loud as some old man or lady opens the door, wildly looking around and shouting "Who's there, who's there!" until they notice the foil wrapped Ding Dong sitting on their doormat. For it is then, that they realize that they have been had - another victim of the Ding Dong Ditch.