Posted on 07/26/2023 1:07:24 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
Nick Sortor @nicksortor
đ¨#BREAKING: The new "Conditions of Release" for Hunter Biden have just hit the docket, signed by Judge Maryellen Noreika, who shelved Hunter's plea deal today
If Hunter does NOT comply with any part of the order, he could be immediately arrested
HUNTER IS REQUIRED TO:
1) NOT possess a firearm 2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed 3) Submit to full federal supervision 4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL 5) Seek active employment 6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances 7) Participate in substance abuse therapy
PENALTIES FOR VIOLATING COULD INCLUDE:
1) Immediate issuance of an arrest warrant 2) Revocation of release 3) Forfeiture of bond 4) Prosecution for contempt of court
(Excerpt) Read more at twitter.com ...
Welp, number 2 is deal breaker.
Pretty certain Biden connections include the latest and greatest tricks to beat drug tests. Methods the rest of us could only dream of accessing, in the unfortunate event we were cocaine addled pervs needing such assistance.
OMG, employment? I bet there’s a Ukrainian Oil Company that needs his services right now. Alternatively, his extraordinary artistic talent should generate lots of income for some shell company, which could pay him a salary.
Done.
He will be under full time watch in the White Hut 24/7. Last thing the Bidet wants is this private citizen compelled to provide testimony against him.
Did the judge mention if the attorney who defrauded the court should serve in his cell till he gets put away?
1) NOT possess a firearm HE’S GOT SS PROTECTION, NO PROB!
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed CALLING DR. NICK, CALLING DR. NICK!
3) Submit to full federal supervision SUPERVISION OF WHAT?
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL HE’S GOT DR NICK PRESCRIPTIONS. DON’T NEED NO LO-POWER JUICE!
5) Seek active employment SEEK EMPLOYMENT. “HELLO, I GOT THE JOB! NEVER MIND, I’M GONNA PASS.” “YES, I SOUGHT EMPLOYMENT - YOU NEVER SAID I EVER HAD TO ACCEPT EMPLOYMENT!”
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances BUT YOU KNOW NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HAVE THE NERVE TO REQUIRE A TEST, SO HE’S SUBMITTING TO NOTHING.
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy PROBABLY VIA ZOOM, WHILE PASSED OUT IN A DRUG INDUCED HAZE.
OMG, employment? I bet there’s a Ukrainian Oil Company that needs his services right now. Alternatively, his extraordinary artistic talent should generate lots of income for some shell company, which could pay him a salary.
Done.
#1. Doesnât need a firearm, he is protected but secret service
#2. Can easily get a prescription for medical marijuana, (probably already has one) prescribed by his fathers personal physician.
#3. HAHA. He is already under âfederal supervisionâ. His father is the CIC and SS
#4. Whoâs going to take Hunterâs wine away at Camp David?
#5. He is employed, by numerous foreign entities.
#6. Oh come onâŚI can see it now. A tester marching into the WH with a cup.
#7. Canât wait to see a team of secret service taking Hunter to therapy.
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I think itâs standard.
They wonât Drug Test Hunter. Everyone knows he snorts and smokes whatever he can get his hands on.
A drug test is probably why they booted the Arkansas Judge over his unrecognized kid.
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Those rules arenât for Hunter, theyâre for show.
Youâre talking about a guy that had Secret Service agents traveling with him and cleaning up his messes two years after funding had ceased and Congress was told the protection had stopped.
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“Seek active employment.”
You mean having several no-show jobs doesn’t count?
this fainting scene from the Elvis movie was so outrageous that I had to check to see if it really happened. Yep, it did. Dr Nick to the rescue and he went out on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygaf2pD2JSc
Elton John movie had a similar scene. Overdosed and fell into the pool as only Elton John could do in a dramatic diva fashion..He really said “’I have taken 85 Valiums. I shall die within the hour,’”
and then two days later played at Dodgers Stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUFlc1TH3Ps
Flashing back to Maynard G. Krebs.
Better deal than most of the Jan 6th tourists.
He’ll just off-shore for a while. I hear Epstein’s island compound is presently unoccupied.
I wonder if they are going to slap one of those cute little ankle bracelets on him?
Lets wait and see if he comes up missing.
PNP? Hunter's bipolar?
The Secret Service should to expect to find more stashed cocaine in the White House beginning this evening.
“...What are the odds Hunter and his lawyer had a bong in the vehicle after leaving the courthouse today?...”
I’d say high, very high...đ
yeah right....and the DOJ is going to “enforce” all this?!!!
The judge should order the US Marshall’s Service to select random days for drug testing and show up unannounced and escort him to the nearest testing facility.
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