1) NOT possess a firearm HE’S GOT SS PROTECTION, NO PROB!
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed CALLING DR. NICK, CALLING DR. NICK!
3) Submit to full federal supervision SUPERVISION OF WHAT?
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL HE’S GOT DR NICK PRESCRIPTIONS. DON’T NEED NO LO-POWER JUICE!
5) Seek active employment SEEK EMPLOYMENT. “HELLO, I GOT THE JOB! NEVER MIND, I’M GONNA PASS.” “YES, I SOUGHT EMPLOYMENT - YOU NEVER SAID I EVER HAD TO ACCEPT EMPLOYMENT!”
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances BUT YOU KNOW NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO HAVE THE NERVE TO REQUIRE A TEST, SO HE’S SUBMITTING TO NOTHING.
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy PROBABLY VIA ZOOM, WHILE PASSED OUT IN A DRUG INDUCED HAZE.
this fainting scene from the Elvis movie was so outrageous that I had to check to see if it really happened. Yep, it did. Dr Nick to the rescue and he went out on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygaf2pD2JSc
Elton John movie had a similar scene. Overdosed and fell into the pool as only Elton John could do in a dramatic diva fashion..He really said “’I have taken 85 Valiums. I shall die within the hour,’”
and then two days later played at Dodgers Stadium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUFlc1TH3Ps