Several people shot outside DC funeral home: cops

NY Post ^ | 04/11/2023 | Emily Crane

[ChicagoConservative27]

Several people have been shot outside a funeral home in Washington, DC, police said.

The shooting broke out about 12:30 p.m. Tuesday outside the Stewart Funeral Home in Northeast Washington.

It wasn’t immediately clear how many people had been shot.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Oops, out of order.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

[rdl6989]

How long before the inevitable “AR-15 assault rifle type handgun”?

[1217Chic]

Pat I’d like to solve the puzzle....

[17th Miss Regt]

A business development initiative?

[gundog]

Remington 514s? Some of the Sisters lack trigger discipline...need to have their hands whacked with a ruler.

[Islander2]

At least they had the decency to do the shooting outside in the somewhat clean air and not inside where the cleaning ladies would have had a hard time.

[ronniesgal]

nuns would have beat them to death with rulers, maybe an eraser or 2.

[Celtic Conservative]

Yeah,rival gangs treat funeral homes and graveside services as “target rich environments”.

CC

[Telepathic Intruder]

I admit those nuns can be brutal. I have anecdotes of my days in a Catholic school. I love them all, but again, they could be brutal.

[ronniesgal]

i myself am not a fan of nuns, and I only had them for CCD!

[lgjhn23]

“..How long before the inevitable “AR-15 assault rifle type handgun”?...”

Probably as soon as they get back from their liquid vodka lunch we should start seeing their usual BS anytime now...

[lgjhn23]

Wonder if there’s a funeral house discount for onsite dying?
IF so, would it go to the die-ees for already be on the premises, or to the shooters for bringing in fresh business? Or maybe they split it 50-50? Inquiring minds would like to know... /s
IF we could just disarm the RATs, the country’s shootings & crime rate would plummet to almost nothing..
They shoot up everything in sight and then turn around and wanna take our guns over it. Sick, evil SOBs they are.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yup, me too. And to make things fair, I wasn’t always nice to them.

[Mouton]

NE DC? Surely not the Vikings.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Here's what this thread is missing.

[dfwgator]

Pat I’d like to solve the puzzle....

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yes, that is the missing detail between my GIF #1 and GIF #2. Thanks.

Here's the scene on YouTube: "Get Three Coffins Ready."

"You see, my mule got all riled up when you fired those shots at his feet."

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yeah, I like that scene. He raises his steely green eyes and says “I don’t think it’s nice you laughin’”, and things got really serious. It’s like that time someone kicked by dog. No one kicks my dog and there’s a happy ending to it.

[MayflowerMadam]

Efficient.