Posted on 12/15/2022 7:35:37 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Years ago, when I got off work, I went to this little restaurant in town. It was short on ambiance, but there were plenty of regulars. The wings were great and it had several beers on tap from what was then a smaller brewery in Utah. I used to go and get a plate of wings and a pale ale and watch “Pardon the Interruption” on ESPN. Yes, this was back in the days when ESPN did not suck. Oh, the memories.
The joint was managed by two lesbians. I think they went on to start a restaurant of their own. One day, during the usual bar talk, one of them made the old joke, “So Lincoln, are you like all the rest of the guys around town? Are you a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?” I said, “No, I’m just a regular old straight dude.” They laughed, I laughed, everyone around us laughed and I had another pint.
If only that scenario were to occur today. I could have stood up on the bar and proudly exclaimed “YES! YES! I AM a lesbian! Where is my membership card? When’s the next meeting? Should I bring a relish tray?”
Yes, indeed, my fellow gents, we live in a glorious age in which straight men can now declare themselves to be lesbians and pursue the same kind of relationships for which they would be looking anyway. And woe, woe I say, to any person who has the temerity to suggest otherwise. And that includes lesbians. So, heads up, lesbians. If you aren’t on board with men embracing their Sapphic side, you’d better get a ticket for that ship soon, lest you end up like Norway’s Tonje Gjevjon.
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Gjevjon is a filmmaker, musician, and an actual lesbian. Not a wanna-be or even an honorary lesbian. (Memo to self: email Arielle Scarcella and see if that is even a thing.) According to Reduxx , on Oct. 1, she made a post on her Facebook page. She stated her opposition to trans men who call themselves lesbians, and to activists who want to criminalize women who do not tout the acceptable line when it comes to gender ideology. Reduxx reports that she wrote, “It’s just as impossible for men to become lesbian as it is for men to become pregnant,” and, “Men are men regardless of their sexual fetishes.”
Gjevjon also named names, specifically Christine Jentoft, a man who is a trans activist and calls himself a “lesbian mother.” She was also critical of politicians who support gender identity issues over the rights of women. In fact, Gjevjon has been a critic of gender identity as far back as 2017. Her position has resulted in her being blacklisted from Norway’s arts community.
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner ruined that joke.
I guess with the alchemy of gender-fluid and sexuality-fluid, men can be lesbians? Huh.
The Babylon Bee follows The Onion this week in announcing that from now on they are going to actually report the news, and no longer do satire. “It’s simply impossible to be weirder than reality,” a Bee spokesman said, “so we are giving up and turning to reporting the news as a last ditch effort to have something to do and keep our jobs. I’d like to say this was a joke ... but it isn’t.”
Skate Canada changes ice dance and pairs rules to allow any 2 skaters to compete together at domestic events
‘This change is about removing barriers to participation in skating,’ says president Karen Butcher
The Canadian Press · Posted: Dec 13, 2022
Canada’s governing body of figure skating announced Tuesday that its definition of “team” for athletes training in the Podium Pathway will be revised to consisting of “two skaters.”
The previous definition was one woman and one man.
[Me: Globo Homo will ensure by Milan 2026, this will be the Olympic rule. Canada is just the start.]
Most lesbians do not like trannies claiming they are women.
This world is getting more stupid every day, well the saying goes, only the universe and stupidity are infinite
This sounds like a fun thread!
This is what Norway has degenerated into?
RE: This is what Norway has degenerated into?
Not only Norway. Look at their neighboring Scandinavian countries as well.
Men are not women , period ! Biology pun intended. The so called men to women should only be able to compete against other so called men to women . .
And I’m not sure about the universe…
That’s a crime? Why is it a crime?
I won’t feel personally safe until she is in jail. Norway is too close to Virginia. I’m having a panic attack.
Man, that’s the prettiest girl in Delaware?
No wonder Biden molested his daughter. Pickings are slim.
NOTE TO SELF:
Cancel any plans to watch winter OLYMPICS.
New Hampshire wishes it were Delaware.
If that’s the most beautiful “women” in New Hampshire please me to put “not from New Hampshire” in my dating search criteria.
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