Posted on 11/18/2022 8:21:08 PM PST by Angelino97
'Loving Bear Puffy', to give him his full name, is a 5ft 7in milky-brown 'emotional support bear' that lonely singletons can buy for £135 if they're in need of a cuddle.
He has the 'shape and size of a male human body', his creators claim, 'with the head of a half-asleep bear'. This gives him rather strange proportions — the broad shoulders of a weight-lifter and a soft toy's tiny head...
You can lean on him if you need a shoulder to cry on, or clasp your fingers around his hand for reassurance. You can snuggle down beside him on the sofa with a book or to watch a film, or he can share your bed. As the website states, he 'replaces the lack of a person's physical presence, especially during long, lonely nights'...
The guys behind Loving Bear Puffy could be on to a winner. The number of women not living with a partner or who have never married is rising rapidly in every age group under 70.
For many 30-something women, online dating has grown exhausting. We're tired of Tinder and bored of Bumble. These apps become all-consuming — constantly swiping left or right on match after match, before things fizzle out or they ghost you...
The best thing about this bear is he's always there when I need a snuggle. I don't need to waste time getting to know him for days or weeks, before things don't work out.
While some might think it's a bit odd to spend the night with a bear, a 2019 survey found that 34 per cent of adults still sleep with a soft toy. So essentially, we have become a generation of adult babies: millennials, still living at home, sleeping with their teddies. No wonder the birth rate is plummeting.
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ROFL!
Our civilization is in the “end game” of collapse. The cycle repeats every few thousand years.
Better then suicide I guess.
i see the designer gave the bear a little head.
And what’s wrong with a little head?
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That will require the strap-on
By the way, I think the sex dolls made for men are just as creepy and degrading.
When I was younger, there was never a problem finding opposite sex partners in real life situations. Now everybody is buried in their phones texting each other.
We live in strange times.
Just buy a realdoll for 5k lady.
I bet she is a real animal in bed.
All she needs are snacks and cuddles.
constantly swiping left or right on match after match
Looking for a relationship based on what will fit on a 5x5 screen? Makes you wonder how many left swipes might have made a wonderful mate.
“He won’t snore, hog the duvet or talk back, writes IRAM RAMZAN” but will it protect her when someone tries to break into her home?
Its certainly no substitute for vodka. 😆
Heater? With the added feature it will fart on command. Imagine what bear farts smell like?
I dunno, maybe you’re being too picky. The third one on the second row is kinda cute. Bad case of red eye, but with a little Visine ...
Seriously, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Ramzam . . . are they the group that produced “Black Betty”?
WHICH ONE???
NO-—BUT MY DOGS DO...
What every man hating shrew can’t live without.
YUK!
Men have a better version of female and maybe a ‘hema’ version, also.
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