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What Happens If Putin Falls Out of a Window?
The Bulwark ^ | 10/12/2022 | Jonathan Last

Posted on 10/12/2022 10:02:33 AM PDT by Alter Kaker

Russia is a dangerous place to take a fall. Every year, Russian citizens are killed by accidental falls, either out of windows or down staircases. I do not want to tell Vladimir Putin how to run his country, but really: He should set up some version of OSHA to make windows and stairs safer for Russian VIPs.

Russia is such an perilous place that it’s worth considering what might happen if Putin himself were to slip and fall out of a window.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Russia
KEYWORDS: 0bloggers; 5hill4democrats; accidents; bloggers; getthewetvacc; globalistpropaganda; glowie; goodriddance; kersplat; nomorechemo; putin; zottherussiantrolls
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Accidental falls are a leading cause of death among older men in Russia - this is a significant safety issue worthy of attention.
1 posted on 10/12/2022 10:02:33 AM PDT by Alter Kaker
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Top Russian aviation expert dies after reportedly ‘falling down’ stairs
2 posted on 10/12/2022 10:03:47 AM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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Those Russians need to stop wearing shirts that say “Push Me” on the back.


3 posted on 10/12/2022 10:04:33 AM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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4 posted on 10/12/2022 10:04:37 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Ravil Maganov: Russian Lukoil chief dies in 'fall from hospital window'
5 posted on 10/12/2022 10:04:44 AM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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If Putin ‘falls’ out a window, and there’s nobody there to see it, does he make a thud?

My preference for Putin is for him to ‘accidentally’ drink some poison that kills him. The ‘accident’ would not be investigated because Putin would not be there to authorize it.


6 posted on 10/12/2022 10:07:37 AM PDT by adorno
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What would happen if Lesko Brandon was smushed by an asteroid? Would anyone notice? Would anyone care?


7 posted on 10/12/2022 10:07:44 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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8 posted on 10/12/2022 10:13:28 AM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com (Pray for God's intervention to stop Putin's invasion, )
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Brandon is a far greater danger to the world then Putin.


9 posted on 10/12/2022 10:13:49 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ( We need to “build back better” on the bones and ashes of those forcing us to “Build Back Better.")
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Orc Emperor Putin
10 posted on 10/12/2022 10:15:37 AM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com (Pray for God's intervention to stop Putin's invasion, )
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To: Alter Kaker

Maybe the “media” in this country could convince the Russkis to replace him with Frankie da Pope.


11 posted on 10/12/2022 10:16:06 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Let's Go Brandon! FJB.)
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what floor???


12 posted on 10/12/2022 10:18:13 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Magnum44

“Must be a Board Meeting.”


13 posted on 10/12/2022 10:18:46 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Russian window panes are weak like opposition automobiles


14 posted on 10/12/2022 10:22:11 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
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What happens if Zelensky falls out a window? Could also be asked.


15 posted on 10/12/2022 10:23:14 AM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......Augustine)
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What about Biden? Putin is not our problem as much as Biden is.


16 posted on 10/12/2022 10:23:14 AM PDT by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
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So far, so good


17 posted on 10/12/2022 10:23:15 AM PDT by Cold Heart (Everybody vaxxed was injured, your degree of damage and timing may differ)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Agreed. Especially to the United States of America that he hates. Plus he has his Legions of disciples doing his bidding and ensuring his source of dirty money remains secure.


18 posted on 10/12/2022 10:23:51 AM PDT by sport
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What happens if a real-life Hannibal Lecter comes and cuts your penis off, fries it an pan and eats it? That's as likely to happen as this scenario.

And, why would any conservative take a site run by Bill Kristol seriously?

19 posted on 10/12/2022 10:30:30 AM PDT by Kazan
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PAYWALL.


20 posted on 10/12/2022 10:30:42 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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