Posted on 10/07/2022 11:18:44 PM PDT by aquila48
Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni's son, Muhoozi Kainerugaba, issued a bizarre string of Tweets this week in which offered to trade 100 cows for the right to marry likely Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and threatened war should the "Romans" refuse his offer.
"For my Italian friends, these are Nkore cows," Kainerugaba wrote. "The most beautiful cows on earth. I know Europeans give girls they like flowers? I have never understood it. In our culture you give a girl you like a cow."
"I would give her 100 Nkore cows immediately! For being fearless and true!!" he wrote in a separate Tweet that included a picture of Meloni.
Hand off, African.
nice commodities conversion +1
I’d usually milk something like that for laughs.
Would the guy settle for stealing away Maxine Waters? Maybe throw in a deal sweetener like a lightup soap dispenser and a dental cleaning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjeLEoc8Kjg
Third world bullshit to distract from the unraveling at the seams of western culture.
I’d pay him 150 cows to take AOC off our hands!
Can’t remember the exact wording but there was a self-help guru who told the African folk tale of a man who bragged of his bride to be as being a 50 cow woman. People had never seen her and scoffed as a ten cow woman or possibly a 20 was the record in the region. She must be something.
Finally when they met her coming to town she looked just ordinary but her husband saw her as a 50 cow woman and embraced her with love and she radiated beauty, poise and confidence that made her that way.
Need more information about the cows.
Remember....
She’s a 100-cow Meloni!
I can't believe this guy is still single ...
B-B-B-baby baby baby why you wan’ treat me this way
You know I’m still your lover boy I still feel the same way
That’s when she told me a story, ‘bout free milk and a cow
And said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ vow
My honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelf
She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself
The Uganda Satellites!
“ In our culture you give a girl you like a cow.”
In the fullness of time the girl will turn into a cow and then he can have two for one.
She’s 45, she ain’t getting any younger. She’d better take the cows while she still can.
Say his name, Muhoozi Kainerugaba!
Even black guys in Africa prefer White women.
Cut the dude some slack. Mad Maxine is a walking, talking birth control advertisement. If most (or all) of us, had a choice between hooking up with Max Maxine, or letting the human race die out, I am afraid the human race is going to die out.
just offer up 2 or 3 for one of our fat white girls!! hell theres a ton load who will just do it for the attention!!
A bargain at half the price.
I like that his reason for his attraction to her is that she is “fearless and true “.
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