Posted on 10/07/2022 5:21:34 PM PDT by Kazan
More than 15,000 randy Ukrainians are literally planning to go out with a bang in the event of a nuclear attack on their country.
That is the number of people who have signed up to an online invitation on the Telegram messaging service to join in an orgy on a hill outside Kyiv if Vladimir Putin reaches for the red button.
The mass sex party would take place at Shchekavystsa and those attending would be invited to decorate their hands with stripes to denote their carnal preferences – three stripes would be for anal sex enthusiasts and four stripes for oral sex fans.
Organisers have also posted the following claim online: "They say that all the apartments with a view of Shchekavystsa have for some reason disappeared from real estate sites."
Explaining how the plan epitomises the Ukrainian spirit, a local woman told Radio Free Europe: "It’s the opposite of despair. Even in the worst-case scenario, people will look for something good. That’s the mega-optimism of Ukrainians."
A man added: "It’s an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will transform it into something else."
When an air-raid siren was sounded last week, one member of the orgy group even posted excitedly: "Is it time?" with a smiley face – a comment that received just under 600 smiley-faced responses.
In Kyiv, meanwhile, preparations are being made for if Putin does order a nuclear blast with chemists stocking radiation pills, as they are in neighbouring countries like Poland.
Cyprus is more further afield, but reports are suggesting that residents on the Mediterranean island are concerned that the country's pharmacists do not stock iodine pills and only have dietary iodine supplements available, which offer no protection in the case of a nuclear event.
And, earlier this week, The Times claimed that NATO has warned its member countries that Putin could conduct a nuclear test on Ukraine's borders.
None of that is dampening the ardour of the Telegram group, though, and a splinter faction are now planning a separate orgy on Derybasivska Street in Odessa.
Tesla chief Elon Musk will not be welcome at either, however, having made suggestions on how the Russian invasion could be ended that upset Ukrainians and their president Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
The Orgy on Shchekavystsa group responded by posting: "Official statement: As of today, Elon Musk is persona non grata in Shchekavystsa."
Creo que es una broma-and probably intended to poke the Russian bear-but even so, you’ve got to admire their sense of humor in the face of a possible nuke attack...
Nothing more conducive to an erection than eminent death.
Yeah, maybe not, too.
Sale on Ukrainian brides?
Exactly. Putin is going to fake a bomb attack and send in the monkeypox globohomo to infect the Ukrainian population.
In all seriousness this story has to be made up.
Sometimes it seems like the British press just make up stories about the Ukraine and Russia out of whole cloth just to have stories that will sell in their tabloids, next to some story about who is boinking whom in Hollywood.
“So you cool with paganism’s depravity.”
No, I just don’t give a damn what consenting adults do with each other. Some Druids @#$%ing trees is their thing; not mine. Some Furries cornholing one another is their thing; not mine. As long as they leave the rest of us out of their frolic, they can do whatever the hell they want as long as they don’t harm an innocent.
Are they odd? Yup. But that is not a crime anymore. Perhaps you’d like to return to the 16th century when bigots burned those who they saw as “odd.”
It’s like the old saying, “Eat, drink, and be merry; for tomorrow we die!”
Depravity is depravity no matter the ‘noble’ intent.
What pray tell is merry about someone sticking their wang in multiple poop shutes. Do yoy subscribe to the homos hijacking the word gay to describe their repugnant lifestyles. Poo pirating is abhorent to Christians because it mocks the Christ/Bride imagery. It speaks of death and decay, which is ironic given these turkeys are wanting to say ‘we live’ via their repugnancy
“Depravity is depravity no matter the ‘noble’ intent.”
And you are the final arbiter of what constitutes depravity, are you? Who bestowed upon you such power?
Not too long ago, here in the United States, it was considered a depravity if a woman showed her ankle.
Yet, 4,000 years ago in Crete, Minoan women walked around bare- breasted, and that was the height of fashion.
Why are you so incensed at something someone else does that has no bearing on you whatsoever? And who the hell are you to deny someone else something they desire? How are they harming YOU? As long as they keep you out of it, and don’t involve innocents, what business is it of yours what they do?
I think you secretly envy them their joie de vivre.
Stop trying to pull the ‘handsmaid tale’ crap. Are you a bum bandit yourself?
Sooner or later mass depravity does involve innocents. Nothing occurs in a vacuum
“What pray tell is merry about someone sticking their wang in multiple poop shutes.”
Well, obviously it’s merry to THEM!
“Do yoy subscribe to the homos hijacking the word gay to describe their repugnant lifestyles.”
It’s really of no consequence to me. I mean; what does it matter? Why are you so uptight about something so trivial as a word that is, for them, just an identifier? I don’t give a damn what they call themselves.
“Poo pirating is abhorent to Christians because it mocks the Christ/Bride imagery.”
You do know, I assume, that buggery predated Jesus Christ, right?
“It speaks of death and decay, which is ironic given these turkeys are wanting to say ‘we live’ via their repugnancy.”
What do you care?
Yeah, you would have been right at home in 16th century Europe.
“Stop trying to pull the ‘handsmaid tale’ crap.”
I have no idea what you are talking about. Isn’t that a movie or something?
“Are you a bum bandit yourself?”
No. But your fixation on the subject makes me wonder if YOU are!
“Sooner or later mass depravity does involve innocents.”
And there are laws that deal with that; and, hopefully, the guilty are held to account.
You are trying suggest I subscribe to some state sanctioned puritanism like talibs in Afghanistan or medievals in Europe. Hence ‘handsmaid tale ‘ reference. I’ve already stated that poo pirating, chocolate soldiering, call it what u like is in a metaphysical sense, a mockery of Christ and his Bride. Are you Christian?
“When your children and grandchildren are groomed and sodomized by pedophiles, and your limp wristed son comes home wearing a dress, sporting Monkeypox, you will remember this conversation.”
Well, since I have neither children nor grandchildren, that day will never come.
“Are you Christian?”
Probably more than you: I don’t summarily condemn others just on the basis they are different from me.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.