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Tesla owner has his car key implanted in his hand
CNN ^
| Sept. 13, 2022
| Jeanne Moos
Posted on 09/13/2022 10:34:09 PM PDT by Rennes Templar
Are you the type who has trouble keeping track of your car keys? A Michigan man has solved that problem by turning himself into a key. CNN's Jeanne Moos reports.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: automotive; chat; clickbait; clintonnonnews; cnn; elonmusk; jeannemoos; markofthebeast; michigan; sickfreak; spacex; starlink; tesla
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1:40 Video at link
Mentions credit card implants in hand.
To: Rennes Templar
good thing his head is attached
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:39:14 PM PDT
by
joshua c
(to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
To: Rennes Templar
You’ll Be SORRY!!!
Wait till some little gangbangers decide to carjack this Tesla, and say “Gimme Da Key!!”
To: Rennes Templar
Just practicing for the Tribulation.
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:41:42 PM PDT
by
Maudeen
(https://ThereIsHopeInJesus.com)
To: Rennes Templar
Hope he doesn’t get car-jacked. The ones doing it these days won’t hesitate to chop off his hand just to get the chip. Stupid is as stupid does.
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:41:49 PM PDT
by
4Runner
To: Rennes Templar
Article by reporter Jeanne Moos.
Is this the same Jeanne Moos who used to be on CNN years ago?
I think it is. She was one of the few CNN reporters I used to enjoy. Professional and easy going.
To: Rennes Templar
“I assume your handprint will open this door, whether or not you are conscious or not.”
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:46:33 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
To: Maudeen
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:46:44 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Jonty30
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posted on
09/13/2022 10:54:33 PM PDT
by
Varsity Flight
( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite prayer warriors. 10.5.6.5)
To: Maudeen; SaveFerris
Just practicing for the Tribulation.You could be right. If he can not buy or sell without the mark of the beast, what would he do, if the car key was in his hand, along with the mark of the beast, if he wanted to sell his car? Would he have to cut off his hand, to sell it?
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:02:48 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Rennes Templar
I think that says something about Tesla owners (or at least this one) and it isn’t that they’re absent minded. Something about wanting to be chipped like a pet cat or dog.
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:11:06 PM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
To: Curious
What’s his name...Marko daBeast?
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:11:31 PM PDT
by
deks
To: lee martell
>
Is this the same Jeanne Moos who used to be on CNN years ago? I think it is. Yep, the very same. Her stuff was always entertaining, and her voice is unmistakable.
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:34:12 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
[Jeanne Moos]
Yeah she was alright for those segments. I remember when Sharyl Attkisson started. Way back.
Best thing to ever come out of CNN.
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:50:23 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Mark17; Maudeen
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posted on
09/13/2022 11:51:56 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Mark17
I’m sure he has more than one key, the others of which aren’t inside his hand. Give the buyer one of those.
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posted on
09/14/2022 12:45:05 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Mark17
That is where the Beast comes in.
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posted on
09/14/2022 12:50:29 AM PDT
by
Varsity Flight
( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite prayer warriors. 10.5.6.5)
To: Still Thinking
I guess that beats giving the buyer a hand...
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posted on
09/14/2022 3:04:03 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Never suspect dishonest men of making honest mistakes.)
To: Mark17
It is a chip. It would be replicated just like the chips in your car key
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posted on
09/14/2022 3:26:35 AM PDT
by
Chickensoup
( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives. Leftists are genocidal. )
To: deks
He is not a soy boy at all.
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posted on
09/14/2022 3:46:05 AM PDT
by
Phoenix8
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