Posted on 08/29/2022 12:09:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LARGO, Fla. (WFLA) — A Pinellas Park woman was arrested on Saturday after Largo police officers said she was driving with nearly three times the legal limit of alcohol in her system and carrying a bag of cocaine in her bra.
According to a Largo Police Department arrest report, officers spotted a van swerving between lanes on East Bay Drive near Huntington Drive at around 10:43 p.m. They pulled over Tiffany Lynn Novak, 33, and claimed they noticed “numerous signs of impairment”, including glassy eyes, slurred speech and a strong smell of alcohol that would grow stronger as she spoke to them.
Officers said she denied having anything to drink, but failed field sobriety tests and provided two breath samples that tested at nearly three times the legal limit (0.225 and 0.232).
Largo police said they found a small bag with “trace amounts” of a white powder substance in Novak’s bra, reportedly stuck to her left breast, which she claimed she didn’t know was there.
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Has that excuse ever worked?
I wonder if Tiffany was a hairdresser.
Drunk as a skunk. The field sobriety tests (SFT’s) were probably funny to watch.
Florida woman.
Does Fl have an 11-99 foundation?
Maybe Nancy knows.
She was probably pretty cute 15 years ago.
She’s ready for a night on the town if you ask me.
Cocaine in a steady supply paced with drinking keeps you going strong. Run out of cocaine and the drunk shows up. She appears to be prepared and very experienced. Emphasis on experienced.
Three times the legal limit isn’t what is used to be. Now you need 4 times the legal limit to really be impressive.
3 times the leagl limit?! HA!
I have a brother that regularly gets caught at 4 times the legal limit.
Just waiting for the late-night phone call advising me of his death. I’ve done all I can do.
Come on down to Florida, I got somethin’ for ya
We could see the kilos or the Keys, baby, oh yeah
Oh, she’s just having a bad hair day.
Apparently you wouldn't have to feed her much.
There. Fixed it.
If paradise is 72 virgins I don't want to go. I would prefer a dozen well worn experts like this lady. High school was traumatic enough for everyone, taking years and all kind of wreckage getting past that innocence virginity phase. Nope I'm not putting that kind of chaos back into my life when there are well adjusted professionals around.
a small bag with “trace amounts” of a white powder substance in Novak’s bra, reportedly stuck to her left breast,
= = =
32A, or 44DD
It makes a difference.
As long as they aren’t too lopsided, it could have worked.
And as nasty a location as this probably was, there are even worse places that people hide illegal drugs. Consider that before you partake in same.
The problem with well worn experts is all the infections that they come with.
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