[Repealthe17thAmendment]

“When I told her that it was literally stuck to her skin, she stated that it was not hers and that a friend gave it to her to hold,”

Has that excuse ever worked?

[SamAdams76]

I wonder if Tiffany was a hairdresser.

[Jim W N]

Drunk as a skunk. The field sobriety tests (SFT’s) were probably funny to watch.

[NohSpinZone]

Guilty!

[sasquatch]

Does Fl have an 11-99 foundation?
Maybe Nancy knows.

[dainbramaged]

She’s ready for a night on the town if you ask me.

[blackdog]

Cocaine in a steady supply paced with drinking keeps you going strong. Run out of cocaine and the drunk shows up. She appears to be prepared and very experienced. Emphasis on experienced.

[for-q-clinton]

Three times the legal limit isn’t what is used to be. Now you need 4 times the legal limit to really be impressive.

[Az Joe]

3 times the leagl limit?! HA!

I have a brother that regularly gets caught at 4 times the legal limit.

Just waiting for the late-night phone call advising me of his death. I’ve done all I can do.

[dfwgator]

Come on down to Florida, I got somethin’ for ya
We could see the kilos or the Keys, baby, oh yeah

[Scrambler Bob]

a small bag with “trace amounts” of a white powder substance in Novak’s bra, reportedly stuck to her left breast,
= = =

32A, or 44DD

It makes a difference.

[fidelis]

Largo police said they found a small bag with “trace amounts” of a white powder substance in Novak’s bra, reportedly stuck to her left breast.

And as nasty a location as this probably was, there are even worse places that people hide illegal drugs. Consider that before you partake in same.

[Revel]

For democrats this is the new normal citizen in America now.

[Vaduz]

Hunter is driving again.

[dznutz]

Tiffanys are usually ranked pretty high on the hot side of the hot/crazy matrix, but this one is an exception.

[csvset]

I ain’t slept in seven days, haven’t ate in three
Methamphetamine has got a damn good hold of me
My tweaker friends have got me to the point of no return
I just took the lighter to the bulb and watched it burn

This life of sin has got me in
Well it’s got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie

Well if I would have listened to what Mom and Papa said
I wouldn’t be locked up in prison, troubled in the head
I took that little pop and sucked until my mind was spun
I got twenty years to sit and think of what I’ve done

This life of sin has got me in
Well it’s got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie

Sometimes I sit and wonder where my little life went wrong
These old jailhouse blues have got me singing this old song
My life is a disaster, Lord and I feel so ashamed
In here where they call by a number, not a name

This life of sin has got me in
Well it’s got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie