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1 posted on 08/19/2022 12:16:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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I hate when I grab my grenade instead of my wallet.


2 posted on 08/19/2022 12:18:25 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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“Is that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”


3 posted on 08/19/2022 12:18:55 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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4 posted on 08/19/2022 12:19:32 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. )
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Florida man and a grenade walk into a bar.


5 posted on 08/19/2022 12:20:52 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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"The grenade turned out to not be live and couldn’t have detonated."

7 posted on 08/19/2022 12:21:08 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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Florida man,
Another FAILURE but he is
Get Mental help.
.


8 posted on 08/19/2022 12:21:42 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (We Are JONAH)
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My late maternal grandpa....he called this cess-pit:

Wilting Manure

In honor of all the butt pirates that made "calls" to this port.

11 posted on 08/19/2022 12:25:51 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 (MadeinUSAForever.com/)
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Nothing good happens at Wilton Manors bars - the late Jaco Pastorius
12 posted on 08/19/2022 12:27:37 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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So I guess carrying a bazooka into that bar would be out of the question.


13 posted on 08/19/2022 12:28:15 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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The patrons were happy it didn’t blow....or were they?


14 posted on 08/19/2022 12:30:27 PM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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[“Yeah, that was a little different, a little scary,” said Shakespeare.]

The Bard is rolling over in his grave. The bloodline is getting weak.


17 posted on 08/19/2022 12:31:30 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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18 posted on 08/19/2022 12:32:22 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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“The bartender handed me a note that said, the guy behind me has a grenade,” said a witness. “I grabbed my stuff and I left.”

I hope he didn't leave his beer behind. I mean, not for a lousy hand grenade.

19 posted on 08/19/2022 12:33:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Oh great . . . I am leaving for the beach in Florida tomorrow. I guess I need to remember to take my hand grenade. . . .


23 posted on 08/19/2022 12:36:53 PM PDT by RatRipper (The Biden Adm is leading an attack against US citizens . . . pure evil.)
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“Man brings grenade into bar in Wilton Manors”

Normal people bring a talking dog into a bar.


25 posted on 08/19/2022 12:40:33 PM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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When I was a kid just about every Army/Navy store had demilled pineapple grenades.


26 posted on 08/19/2022 12:48:33 PM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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“Man brings grenade into bar...”

I’ve heard this joke before....forget how it ends.


27 posted on 08/19/2022 1:16:56 PM PDT by moovova
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28 posted on 08/19/2022 1:26:37 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Nothing good ever happens at the Corner Pub in Wilton Manors.


31 posted on 08/19/2022 2:10:46 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a Bar, which one is not afraid to whip out his grenade.


33 posted on 08/19/2022 2:28:45 PM PDT by PoloSec (polosec)
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