Posted on 08/12/2022 8:30:16 AM PDT by Red Badger
Let us call this Russiagate 2.0. According to the Washington Post (albeit a discredited newspaper but a reliable shill for the Washington political elite), the FBI was looking for nuclear documents in the Presidential collection Donald Trump stored at his Palm Beach estate. This speaks to the frantic desperation of the anti-Trump crowd, especially the corrupt officials that infest the leadership of the FBI and the Department of Justice. They used this ludicrous pretext to obtain a search warrant with the help of a credulous cretin of a Judge, Bruce Reinhart.
U.S. federal agents were looking for documents relating to nuclear weapons when they searched former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida this week, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.
Having failed to produce any evidence that Trump was working with good old Vladimir Putin to destroy America’s democracy with Russiagate 1.0, the anti-Trump crowd apparently has decided to trot out another Russia-tainted meme, the ultimate red herring, to portray Donald Trump as a 21st Century Dr. Strangelove. We now know the truth. Donald Trump was trying to build a nuclear weapon in his wine cellar at Mar A Lago.
What did he intend to do with that Bomb? Well, if you are going to adopt the mindset of the Washington glitterati, he was going to sell it to Russia. You see, Russia is a backward, technologically inept country and was counting on Trump to give Putin the nuclear secrets that would make it possible for Russia to conquer the world. What judge in his right mind could refuse to authorize a search for such deadly secrets?
I think we now know why the FBI was pawing through Melania Trump’s lingerie. They apparently had intercepted Trump telling his wife that she looked like a nuclear tipped cruise missile in her red Teddy. Of course, the FBI had to assume that was code word for something far more nefarious. I initially assumed that the FBI spent so much time handling and sniffing Melania’s panties and negligees because, as members of the Secret J. Edgar Hoover Cross Dressing Club, they were looking to upgrade their outfits before their next Monkey Pox rave. Boy, was I wrong.
Why would Trump keep nuclear secrets locked away with his other papers? That would be crazy. The Donald figured he could hide the damning documents by taping them inside the lingerie. Brilliant, huh?
Maybe Trump held on to the nuclear codes because he thought he could use them to play the Power Ball or Mega Millions lotteries.
What this whole episode shows us is that Kamala Harris is no longer the dumbest member of the Biden team. Nope. That honor goes to Merrick Garland. He apparently believed that this scheme would discredit Trump and elevate Garland as the Clausewitz of the Biden Presidency. I believe Warner Brothers may be filing a copyright infringement lawsuit against the mad Attorney General for adopting a Wile E Coyote plot. Garland strapped himself to the tip of the missile before activating the fuze that ignited the rocket. He failed to recognize that he would be riding a political nuclear bomb to his own political demise. Maybe he is just a secret admirer of Slim Pickens and wanted to recreate Pickens’ iconic moment in Dr. Strangelove:
Alright, back to serious. Trump may be right that someone may have planted a document related to nuclear weapons or nuclear technology in the boxes he had locked up. That does not incriminate Trump and is no crime. The prosecutors would have to show that Trump instructed someone on his staff to put such a document in one of the boxes. Trump may be a lot of things, but stupid and reckless are not how he became a billionaire and beat the dickens out of Hillary in 2016. Is there another Alexander Vindman lurking in the shadows keen on helping create a pretext to discredit Trump?
If Trump really was trying to hide such information why would he have instructed his attorneys to negotiate with the National Archives on getting an agreement to return the records to the Feds? In fact, if he had mens rea, do you really think Trump would keep something so figuratively radioactive on his estate?
Merrick Garland, despite his Harvard education, is not a smart man. He signed off on a warrant rather than ask Trump and his lawyers if he had such documents in his possession. Are they going for the old – he lied to me tactic that they used on General Michael Flynn? Lying to Federal Agents is a crime unless you are former FBI Chief Andrew McCabe.
Instead of doing the reasonable, lawyerly thing, Garland chose the nuclear option. I think it will come back to haunt him.
“...how close this is to the situation we find ourselves in right now...”
Back at the time the “sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids” conjured up the debates about fluoride being added to tap water. But now it is all about mandates of plutonium being injected into children’s arms (or other crazy substances in injections mandated ... MANDATED).
They could accuse him of being a child molester but I guess they don’t really want to bring that up.
I have one of those as well!......................
I call it my “Big Bang” tee shirt!..................
This is the funniest article I ever read (too bad the underlying basis is such a serious, frightening matter). But those clowns in the Biden administration are just too ludicrous.
(Just recently Secretary Blinkin’ , on his African trip to enlist support from African countries, was filmed admonishing the PM of one of the countries there over the fact that that man’s administration had just arrested the leader of the opposition - “democracies just don’t do that.” Everyone was giggling.)
“Dacha” is more like it.
Trump has more then likely had that room under massive surveillance at all times. The guy is a billionaire and could easily afford the most state of the art security in the planet
Highly Secretive Government Research Facility Announces Discovery Of Heaviest Element Ever Known
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:48:04 AM by MindBender26
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons
First newsweek gets punked by stating that Garland had NO role in the warrant and now this
If the matter is truly a criminal probe Garland would not h ave stated yesterday that they will release the warrant, that means the matter is civil
You tell me which is more likely, Trump misusing nuclear secrets or Biden.
garland went nuclear
and underestimated the blowback
but joey bananas hands are “clean”
that is all that matters
are you telling me nuclear codes aren’t changed on a regular basis - and certainly when personnel change? come on, man...
Anyone even remotely familiar with nuclear weapon knows the entire story is garbage. It isn’t how things work.
DON’T WE ALL have such secrets in our underwear drawers???
If they start referring to it as “nuc-you-lar” documents, you’ll know who was behind it.
When I heard the “nuclear” claim, my BS meter went off-scale.
Otherwise, they're planting evidence to provide a pretense to keep Trump from running again.
Agreed, it’s there to justify the coverup….now it’s all super double top secret.
But I saw something more alarming on Twitter, but I’m not sure how true it is…Biden’s “brain trust” (since he doesn’t have a brain of his own) met and discussed the Rosenbergs, who of course were convicted and executed for providing nuclear secrets to the USSR (which they were in fact doing).
I think this is also to set Trump up for huge charges.
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