Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

Yahoo ^ | 19-JUL-2022 | Allison Quinn

[SpeedyInTexas]

Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlin’s plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularly—because Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during “secret experiments” in American-run biolabs, of course.

Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was “drugged up” Ukrainian soldiers.

That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate “biolaboratories” in Ukraine, Kommersant reported.

[dfwgator]

I view ALL news these days with extreme skepticism.

[I-ambush]

Can the mutant troops do the splits like Jean-Claude Van Damme?

[M Kehoe]

“Can’t make this stuff up.”

Well, Quinn at Yahoo has a very “fertile” imagination.

5.56mm

[butlerweave]

Ah , OK

[Allegra]

This sounds like something out of a B-rate movie from the 60s. 😂

[browniexyz]

Need pics for this one!

[al_c]

[larrytown]

Ah, the world is all right.

They’re politicos have some of the same level of kook as ours - tipping over Guam...

[SgtHooper]

We have the same problem—called democrats!!

[Sirius Lee]

Can't make this stuff up.

Yahoo can. And does 24/7. You'd think Freepers would know this by now.

[proust]

This confirms that the Russians found Zelenskyyyy’s coke stash.

[Mr. K]

I don’t know what is going on over there, I just think Soros, Biden, The media, etc... have not suddenly stopped lying to us.

[KarlInOhio]

Sounds like the plot for a Russia knockoff of the Marvel movies. Captain Russia and Putin in an Ironman suit fight the Ukrainian mutant army.

[mylife]

pure bs

[achilles2000]

It’s Yahoo, after all. What could be more credible? /sarc/

BTW, historically there are many examples of warriors/soldiers being drugged up one way or another - the Assassins, Huk rebels, NAZIs, etc. Nevertheless, everything published in the Western Tech/MSM regarding Ukraine should probably be presumed false or distorted unless shown otherwise.

I wonder if the posters whooping it up for the Biden Administration narrative would be posting such junk sources (other than to illustrate the mendacity of the MSM) if the stories were about Trump.

[tatown]

Because some on FR can’t find anyone else who agrees with them.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Are you sure this is from Yahoo News and not the Babylon Bee or The Onion?

What's the difference?

[Jan_Sobieski]

Yahoo can. And does 24/7. You'd think Freepers would know this by now.

They WANT to believe it. That’s what makes it true. Notice the same cast of characters never raise a single objection to Drag Queen Story hour or Grooming in Public Schools.

[ptsal]

Guess I need the modern explanation of “ you can they did.”

[Liaison]

I guess Captain America needs to find the Ukrainian mutant Hydra forces then to appease the Russian juggernaut./sarc