I was kicking around breakfast ideas this morning and I decided to pass on my usual Piels and instead go with some real piss!
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To: JonPreston
This is not news. Pearl has been around forever...
28 posted on
05/28/2022 5:54:26 AM PDT by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: JonPreston; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!
RIMMER: Ten o'clock changeover. Anything to report?
KRYTEN: We're still lagging behind Red Dwarf, sir -- almost twenty-four hours behind now. Other than that, it's been a moderately quiet shift, except for one small shock a couple of hours ago when we noticed an alien invasion fleet off the starboard bow. Thankfully it turned out to be one of Mr Lister's old sneezes that had congealed on the radar screen.
RIMMER: How are we fuel-wise?
KRYTEN: Unchanged for today, sir. However, the supply situation grows increasingly bleak. We've recycled the water so often, it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager.
34 posted on
05/28/2022 6:31:52 AM PDT by
null and void
(We're trapped between too many questions unanaswered, and too many answers unquestioned...)
To: JonPreston
Tastes like Corona, eh? Will customers try to compensate by adding some lemon?
40 posted on
05/28/2022 6:56:58 AM PDT by
familyop
("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
To: JonPreston
All water on this planet has been pee at some point. And do you know how brewers yeast makes alcohol?
41 posted on
05/28/2022 6:59:10 AM PDT by
discostu
(like a dog being shown a card trick)
To: JonPreston
I think I’ve already tasted plenty of beer like that.
42 posted on
05/28/2022 7:27:05 AM PDT by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: JonPreston
Years ago, someone handed one of my aunts a glass of beer to try. She tasted it, handed it back, and said, “You can pour mine back in the cow”.
44 posted on
05/28/2022 8:12:08 AM PDT by
libertylover
(Our BIGGEST problem, by far, is that most of the media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
To: JonPreston
Morarji Beer. Like Morarji Cola.
45 posted on
05/28/2022 8:13:15 AM PDT by
nwrep
To: JonPreston
Would you ever dare to taste a beer made out of urine? Only if the women were really ugly.
46 posted on
05/28/2022 8:14:46 AM PDT by
tbpiper
To: JonPreston
I thought “Dos Equis” meant “Two Horses”.
48 posted on
05/28/2022 8:22:32 AM PDT by
tbpiper
To: JonPreston
Hey thanks for the laugh. I tasted beer once about 40 years ago and said it tastes like piss must taste. Yuk!
49 posted on
05/28/2022 8:25:16 AM PDT by
MomwithHope
(Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
To: JonPreston
If it’s sterile and I like the taste.
To: JonPreston
52 posted on
05/28/2022 10:03:01 AM PDT by
shooter223
(the government should fear the citizens......not the other way around)
To: JonPreston
This not new, Budweiser has been around for well more than a century.
54 posted on
05/28/2022 2:15:29 PM PDT by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: JonPreston
It sounds like a perpetual motion device.
-PJ
55 posted on
05/28/2022 2:23:49 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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