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I was kicking around breakfast ideas this morning and I decided to pass on my usual Piels and instead go with some real piss!


1 posted on 05/28/2022 4:53:29 AM PDT by JonPreston
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This is not news. Pearl has been around forever...


28 posted on 05/28/2022 5:54:26 AM PDT by Feckless (The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
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To: JonPreston; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!

RIMMER: Ten o'clock changeover. Anything to report?
KRYTEN: We're still lagging behind Red Dwarf, sir -- almost twenty-four hours behind now. Other than that, it's been a moderately quiet shift, except for one small shock a couple of hours ago when we noticed an alien invasion fleet off the starboard bow. Thankfully it turned out to be one of Mr Lister's old sneezes that had congealed on the radar screen.
RIMMER: How are we fuel-wise?
KRYTEN: Unchanged for today, sir. However, the supply situation grows increasingly bleak. We've recycled the water so often, it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager.

34 posted on 05/28/2022 6:31:52 AM PDT by null and void (We're trapped between too many questions unanaswered, and too many answers unquestioned...)
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Tastes like Corona, eh? Will customers try to compensate by adding some lemon?


40 posted on 05/28/2022 6:56:58 AM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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All water on this planet has been pee at some point. And do you know how brewers yeast makes alcohol?


41 posted on 05/28/2022 6:59:10 AM PDT by discostu (like a dog being shown a card trick)
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I think I’ve already tasted plenty of beer like that.


42 posted on 05/28/2022 7:27:05 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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Years ago, someone handed one of my aunts a glass of beer to try. She tasted it, handed it back, and said, “You can pour mine back in the cow”.


44 posted on 05/28/2022 8:12:08 AM PDT by libertylover (Our BIGGEST problem, by far, is that most of the media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
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Morarji Beer. Like Morarji Cola.


45 posted on 05/28/2022 8:13:15 AM PDT by nwrep
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Would you ever dare to taste a beer made out of urine?

Only if the women were really ugly.

46 posted on 05/28/2022 8:14:46 AM PDT by tbpiper
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I thought “Dos Equis” meant “Two Horses”.


48 posted on 05/28/2022 8:22:32 AM PDT by tbpiper
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Hey thanks for the laugh. I tasted beer once about 40 years ago and said it tastes like piss must taste. Yuk!


49 posted on 05/28/2022 8:25:16 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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If it’s sterile and I like the taste.


51 posted on 05/28/2022 8:45:55 AM PDT by dixie1202
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52 posted on 05/28/2022 10:03:01 AM PDT by shooter223 (the government should fear the citizens......not the other way around)
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This not new, Budweiser has been around for well more than a century.


54 posted on 05/28/2022 2:15:29 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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It sounds like a perpetual motion device.

-PJ

55 posted on 05/28/2022 2:23:49 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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