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To: lastchance

Does this mean Jake from State Farm is a fag now? 🤪


2 posted on 05/23/2022 10:56:45 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: NWFree

Token Jake always looked light in the loafers to me.


17 posted on 05/23/2022 11:08:40 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: NWFree

Well, they already gave him a racial transition... just poof one day Jake turned black... might as well make him gay now too.


29 posted on 05/23/2022 11:17:46 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: NWFree

And the wife had every right to be suspicious of the caller, eh.


34 posted on 05/23/2022 11:19:55 AM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: NWFree

Jake already transitioned from being white to being black.


42 posted on 05/23/2022 11:25:08 AM PDT by Jay W
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To: NWFree

Well, he changed color, so...


43 posted on 05/23/2022 11:26:08 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: NWFree

“Does this mean Jake from State Farm is a fag now?”

Not yet. The new ‘Jake’ is a black guy. Gay female comes next. Even if you’re gay, it’s a strike against you being male, especially if you’re a WHITE male.

Hence, the ‘Training Manual’ sponsored by State Farm for indoctrination of future ‘Jakes’ and ‘Janets.’


53 posted on 05/23/2022 11:33:06 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: NWFree

85 posted on 05/23/2022 12:02:05 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: NWFree

I will continue the boycott that I have had with them for 47 years.


99 posted on 05/23/2022 12:14:46 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: NWFree

That whole thing with Jake is too woke for me. The character went from being a run of the mill white guy to a run of the mill back guy in the post George Floyd hysteria. But they kept the name “Jake”. How many black guys have you heard of named “Jake”?


105 posted on 05/23/2022 12:24:52 PM PDT by Sir_Humphrey ( I wiIl not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!i)
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To: NWFree

The original Jake was a chubby white guy working the overnight shift in the call center. The new Jake is a youngish black fellow, pleasant enough but not stuck away in an office. Next they’ll probably have a F to M Tranny.


119 posted on 05/23/2022 12:52:46 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: NWFree

Was he not?


124 posted on 05/23/2022 1:03:36 PM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: NWFree

chapter 2 in one book says how much you save when you bundle your bondage equipment


130 posted on 05/23/2022 1:09:04 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: NWFree

The wife in the commercial always wondered what Jake and her husband were up to...

WTH is State Farm getting involved in this?!?! Spread more Monkeypox? :(


141 posted on 05/23/2022 1:30:31 PM PDT by Freedom56v2
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