Bill Gates tests positive for COVID-19

WPXI News ^ | 5/9/22 | Kelli Dugan

[C210N]

Businessman and billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates confirmed via social media early Tuesday evening that he tested positive for COVID-19.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Don’t.

[Paladin2]

Pfizer and Fauxcy need the buck$ [Gate$ needs the evil power].

[married21]

What is the significance of April 5 as a starting point for the headcount?

[wgmalabama]

We need to euthanize him in order to save him from the VID.

[Responsibility2nd]

Catching Covid is now the cool thing to do. Scores of Washington liberals have recently caught it and now Bill Gates has it?

Über cool.

[EEGator]

Resistance is futile?…

[nwrep]

What is the significance of April 5 as a starting point for the headcount?

Q said to.

[SamAdams76]

I agree.

Stay out the vaccines and boosters.

[Trillian]

Time for another democrat to go into hiding for two weeks.

[Paladin2]

I firmly believe in the scientific power of social distancing.

The 1/20 mi. kind.

[alloysteel]

“Testing positive” does NOT mean that there is an active infection. It only means that COVID-19 virus particles were detected by a nasal swab, and there are any number of ways to interpret that finding. Bad technique, perhaps, or a faulty test, or just propaganda to keep the masses on edge.

[eyeamok]

We should all pray that the Fauci Flu does what it does best to old people for Gates

[Uncle Miltie]

Safe and EFFECTIVE???

[ArcadeQuarters]

The vaccine didn’t vaccinate him somehow.

[conservative98]

I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care.— Bill Gates (@BillGates) May 10, 2022

[saintgermaine]

Probably should treat him with REMDISEVERE. That may solve a lot of problems.

[diplomatic_immunity]

I was hoping for hemmorhagic fever. Alas, ‘tis but a sniffle.

[magua]

It stated he was vaccinated and he had the booster also.

[married21]

Joking?

[foundedonpurpose]

Amein!